O.K. Here's a short introduction to music appreciation. It came in an e-mail from a former colleague.
Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
A dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
People singing when they should be talking.
People talking when they should be singing.
Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
20 men who take turns to stand up plus a drummer.
OK as long as it's not the house next door.