So . . .
Nice hairdo but this may be why I prefer cats.
Ah, that's better.
Does anyone know where my tail went?
Heh-heh. That's what we were thinking.
I told you to just keep your mouth shut and stay out of it.
You look mah-velous, dah-ling.
Not as good as me, of course, but still . . .
See. I'm leaving them alone. Gimme another Greenie.
Uh, what about me? Huh? Huh?
Mutt: "Man, I'm bored. Can we go home soon?"
Jeff: "Just be patient, pal, I think that lady with the Greenies is coming."
So ends my teensie look at the dog show.
Woof.
That is a dog gone good post.
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