That's not a beard, but Cat hair on your face.Steve
Once a cat man, always a cat man, huh? :)
Now I know the perfect xmas present for you, a book! 'How to Massage Your Cat' by Alice Brock. (The Alice of 'Alice's Restaurant')
If you were any more of a cat person you'd be purring.
I nominate you for president of the Sitting Pretty Kitty Committee.
Yes, certainly are!
If you insist. My eyes begin to water just looking at these.
Then, you're family.