Last night SWMBO and I settled down in front of the television, ready to watch the results of the New Hampshire Primary Election trickle in.
So what happened?
FIVE SECONDS after the polls (allegedly) closed, the two cable news networks we watch (CNN and MSNBC) announced that Donald Trump had won the Republican contest and Bernie Sanders had won on the Democratic side!
In case you missed it, let me repeat: FIVE. SECONDS.
Now I don't want to rant here about the lack of wisdom of the voters of New Hampshire, many of whom were still in line or in their cars trying to get into the polling places.
If they want to select as winners a businessman who talks like a Mafia don and an aging Senator who says he's a Socialist . . well, that's their choice.
But come on.
I had barely taken a sip of my first drink when the election was, for all intents and purposes, over.
Now some of you or all of you may know that I was a card-carrying member of the Media for 30 years or so.
And back in the day, I certainly wouldn't have suggested this.
But let's ban these darned exit polls that ruin the evening for us.
I remember the days of brokered conventions and smoke-filled rooms and nomination battles that could go on for hours and hours.
I remember Adlai Stevenson and Robert Taft, for crying out loud.
I remember the election of 1960 when John F. Kennedy finally eked out a victory over Richard Nixon after even JFK had gone to sleep.
Heck, some of you may even remember Bush v. Gore in 2000, a contest that lasted for weeks.
Those were "the good old days" for political junkies.
But now we don't even get a chance to swallow a cheese puff or two before we're told who won the election.
So (apologies to my friends who may still be in the media) let's get rid of exit polls and just count the votes.
Slowly.
