Friday, December 8, 2023

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

Lost anything?

Good news: today is Lost and Found Day!

Well, it's also the second day of Hanukkah.

And it's Jim Morrison's birthday, even though he's not around to celebrate it.

But one who will be celebrating a birthday today is Onika Tanya Maraj, who was born in Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago, on this day in 1982.

Oh, she changed her name awhile back.

It's Nicki Minaj now.

Lessee, oh yeah, I almost forgot: here in America it's National Lard Day.

But more important, it's National Brownie Day - eat up!

And of most absolutely outstanding importance: it's Friday!

But, sorry to say, it's a Friday for Word Humor.

Meaning, no cartoons.

So suck it up, fellow comedy lovers.




















No, no, wait, don't do that, I'm not through yet!

Okay, I'll give you one cartoon.




Now I hope you're satisfied.

Maybe we can all get on with our day.

So here's my wish.

I wish you all will apply yourselves to the task at hand: having an exemplary weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . oh so you've brought a friend, have you . . )


13 comments:

Pixie said...

Too funny:) Thanks for the laughs this morning.

Granny Sue said...

Had to read these to my husband, so we could share the laughs...and groans. Have a great weekend, Catalyst!

LL said...

So many good ones! We liked the alcohol one the best!

The Bug said...

That getting older one is NO JOKE!

Anonymous said...

These are all so funny. We had such good laughs. Thank you for the Firday Funnies! (NewRobin13)

Debby said...

A bumper crop of snickers here!

Anonymous said...

Good job as always! Especially the non-friction section!!

Yorkshire Pudding said...

"DON'T GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS - GO BACK TO BED" That's my favourite one this week.

William Kendall said...

Go back to bed is solid advice.

Margaret said...

Cats are indeed like many teenage girls. I missed brownie day, oh, no!!

River said...

I always go back to bed, but that's when the weird dreams start.

CheerfulMonk said...

Those are great!!

Sharon said...

That one about the oder body parts is so true!