TIME'S GETTING SHORT

There are only a few more days until Christmas.

This is your Daily Reminder.

With a bit of humor.

MORE HOLIDAY FUN

Bet you thought yesterday's Friday Funnies was the last of the Christmas humor because the holiday falls on Thursday next week, didn't you?

No, no, once started it's hard to get the jokes to grind to a halt.

So . . . 

HOLIDAY FUN

"Noe, noe, noe, noe . . .:

I bet you all just joined in on that chorus, didn't you?

What?

You're confused?

Well, it's that great old song "No L".

So I was just singing it like it was meant to be sung, y'know.

Oh well, never mind.

Just get ready for a swashbuckling holiday.

And don't forget to hang the mistletoe.

Worf!  Worf!  Worf!

That sounded like Santa's doggie outside.

Oh, no, it's just the Hound of the Baskerville.

Well, whatever it is, put evil thoughts behind you and plot yourselves an exquisitely peaceful and happy Christmas next week.

But whatever you do, don't forget to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . ah, yes, I should have guessed . . . )

ONE WEEK TO GO

Yes, Christmas is now only one week away.

About time for the man of the house to begin thinking about what he'd like to give the little woman this year.

Time to get serious about baking.

Time to start on those Christmas, or better yet, New Year's cards.

And at last time to get the lights and the extension cords off the shelf in the garage, test all the bulbs and string them in and around the house.

Course if you're *not* lighting up your house and the neighborhood, you might be Amish.

Happy week before Christmas everyone!

SORROW

Brown University.

    Bondi Beach.

        Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner

In the middle of the Christmas season and as Hanukkah began.

When will this madness end.

THE 12TH DAY

 . . . before Christmas.

Some people might say it's the 12th day before Christmas.

Some might say it's only 11.

Whatever.

The time is drawing short.

So get those cards in the mail.

If you still send cards.

Hit those stores and search for sales of potential gifts.

If you're still gifting.

Decorate, decorate, decorate.

If you still decorate.

But don't forget the big party bringing friends and families together.

The holidays are truly upon us.

Let's try to enjoy them.

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

Christmas Day is now less than two weeks away so it's time for my Humor Elves to produce more and more holiday-related memes.

We used to call them "cartoons" back in the Dark Ages before social media but never mind that.

Now I don't mean to disparage the work of the Elves.

They have been supplying me with a lot of holiday joy.

I've just been holding it back to make sure we have enough to make it through.

But now the Humor Banque is properly equipped and I can unleash my awesome power to provoke your Christmas Laughter.

Once again, I can say "I just don't understand those Trekkies!"

But be that as it may, I hope you all have a fantastic weekend, full of enterprise.

May the force be with you.

Oh, and always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . oh, sure . . . )