DAY SIX

Yes, it's Day Six of Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade and you're all holding your breath in anticipation of what he'll come up with today.

Well, friends, there are a lot to choose from, thanks to my hard working Elves.

But I have to pick just one so let's see . . . ah, I think this one.

Enjoy!

Ho-Ho-Ho!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

It's the day you've all been waiting for - - FRIDAY!

And you know with the Comedy elves working overtime to provide material for the Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade, you have a lot to look forward to.

So let us not tarry nor idle nor even hesitate.

Let's get on with it!

I'll bet you're exhausted from all of your raucous holiday laughter, aren't you?

Well, get into some Christmas goodies for that faux feeling of boundless energy and plot a truly exciting weekend.

And especially at this time of year but all the time too . . . always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . ah, yes . . . )

DAY FOUR

On the fourth day of Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade, we have a special report just in from the Sunshine State.

Brace yourselves (and don't go near the water)!

Ho-Ho-Ho!

(or should it be Oh-Oh-Oh?)

DIA TRES

Oh, I think you know enough Spanish to translate that to Day Three.

Day Three of Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade.

But there's an even more important announcement today and I've brought in a Very Important Person to let you know what it is.

Take it away, Mr. V.I.P.

Thank you, sir, and now let's get down to the other business at hand.

Ho-Ho-Ho!

TUESDAY - DAY TWO

Yes that's right - it's TWOs-DAY.

Not only Tuesday but day two of the Christmas Comedy Cavalcade.

So without further ado, prepare yourselves to be amused.

(Think: the little drummer boy)

Ho-Ho-Ho!

A BIG DAY

I bet you just thought it was Monday, right?

Well, it is that but not only that.

Today is the 90th birthday of one of my favorite actresses.

Wishing a Happy Birthday to Dame Judi Dench!

While living with macular degeneration affecting her eyesight, Ms. Dench said recently that she hates the thought of retirement because she's deadly afraid of boredom.

And, while not enjoying talking about turning 90, she also said she hopes to live to 100.

I hope her wish comes true.

Now, though I have teased you a bit about the current season, I'm afraid I cannot hold off any further.

Thus we start the Christmas Comedy Cavalcade.

May your holidays be bright!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Ring-ding-a-ding.

Ting-ting-a-ling.

Rum-bum-bum-bum.

Oh, sorry, I've just been getting into that Christmas spirit.

Or was it spirits?

I was in a store yesterday that was so clogged with Poinsettia bushes and Russell Stover chocolates that it was difficult to get past the Christmas shoppers.

And it's only the 6th of December!

My Humor Elves have been hard at work loading me up with Christmas-themed cartoons and memes but I'm only going to burden you with one today and save the rest for later in the month.

Let's see . . . um . . .oh, how about this one . . .  just to get you in the mood.

Now YOU can sing along too.

Ring-ring-a-ding.

Bop-bop-a-dop.

Ching-ching-a-ling.

Heh-heh-heh.

All right, friends, relatives and countrymen, my work is just about done.

For this week.

The weekend is up to you.

Make it a great one!

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . yup . . . )