Yes, I know you're stunned at the news but it's true. Bush's consigliere has a heart. Oh, it's not his. I was sitting here quietly reading when SWMBO came in and said "Did you know Dick Cheney had a heart transplant today?"
No, I didn't. Curiously I had just read this morning that the old war criminal had canceled an appearance in Toronto because "Canada is too dangerous!" Maybe for him, even with a new heart. Apparently he had to be barricaded behind storm troopers in a hotel in Vancouver awhile back when he went there for a book signing. It seems people in Canada have a lot less tolerance for Cheney than our leftists in the United States.
So . . I went to the Web and found a brief saying a spokeswoman stated Cheney had been waiting 20 months for a transplant and he did not know the identity of the donor. He's recovering at Inova Fairfax Hospital in Falls Church, Virginia. Just in case anyone wants to drive over and demonstrate in the street.