Friday, February 24, 2017

FRIDAY FUNNIES

Bet you thought I'd never get here.

To tell you the truth, I'd forgotten it was Friday and all you Gentle Readers were salivating for the Friday Funnies.

So, with apologies for my tardiness, here we go.











Awwwww-RIGHT!

I have done my mirthful duty and left you all with aching sides and other people staring at you.

Puh-leeze, all of you have yourselves a merry little weekend and . . . c'mon, you know the drill . . . always keep laughing!

Now where did that cat go?

Here, kitty-kitty . . .


14 comments:

LL said...

Oh the hamster wins for me!

Lowell said...

That looks suspiciously like my cat! How'd you do that?

Steve said...

Funny, Bruce.

William Kendall said...

No hamster? Just for that, kitty, you get only one belly rub tonight.

Okay, two.

Mich said...

These are great! I should have given that last one to my niece when Villa removed the hamster from existence...

RedPat said...

I love the Biting people! You always give me a good laugh! ;-))

joeh said...

I didn't have time to read this, there's a furniture "Going out of business sale" and I need a new mattress.

stephen Hayes said...

I'm sure the hamster got bored and caught a train to the coast. It can't be that the cat---no, don't want to think about it. Ha!

Val said...

I'll probably be biting people on Aisle 4.

Tom Cochrun said...

The hamster never saw it coming!

Vagabonde said...

I like your first card. I wake up around 9:00 am but by the time I get my husband to go down to the kitchen for breakfast it usually is 11:00 or later (he has Alzheimer’s and does not want to get up.) But I always start with a strong cup of coffee!

Lowandslow said...

Haha!...Amber Alert. I once had a Korean college roommate named Inn Yong Lee. A few weeks into our marriage my new wife answered the phone, then shoved it at me rather rudely and said, "Here, it's some girl named Ann." Haha!

Agent 54 said...

You don't know from mean. My mother was mean. She was so mean, her hobby was training professional wrestlers for wrestle mania. She was so mean, whenever anyone else is mean, she gets a royalty check. She was so mean, she took a walk in the dessert and rattlesnakes left the country. I'll tell ya she was mean.

Sharon said...

I LOVE that mattress sign. It's so true! And, the look on that cat's face...