I went to the library yesterday and picked out a book to read.
It's by Jane Austen and it's called "Sense and Sensibility".
But I haven't started reading it yet so today is saved.
Let's take a look at Nonsense and No Sensibility, shall we?
I know what you're thinking.
IT'S A TWO-FER!
That's right.
I have so many Trekkie memes in the Humor Bank that I was forced to start AND end with one this week.
Consider yourselves lucky.
Now let's see how you good people will start and end your weekends this time around.
Make it great, make it memorable, make it . . . . oh, not meh.
But whatever you do, don't forget to keep laughing!
Here kitty-kitty . . .
( . . . now who's mocking who? . . . )
I'm impressed that you're going to plow through a Jane Austin book. I can't even stand the movie versions. Great laughs though! The shampo and end of the rainbow! Thanks for another start to a 3 day weekend.
ReplyDeleteConsidering I just read a 475 page biography of Larry McMurtry, Jane Austen should be a snap!
DeleteYou have a good weekend, too, Bruce!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ellen, I'll give it a go.
DeleteAh, Star Trek! It was, at times, a humorous show. I love the self-check out one (hate them) and the shampoo difference.
ReplyDeleteI actually appreciate the self check-outs if I only have a few items.
DeleteI just got back from fighting my way through traffic so this was a delightful post to read. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHappy to ease your day, Pat.
DeleteThe Me-n-u one and Radar one racked me up,
ReplyDeleteEnjoyable to hear.
DeleteI like the one with the two old ladies but I do not recall them being on the crew of The Starship Enterprise. Perhaps they worked in the kitchen. We never saw that did we?
ReplyDeleteI don't believe I ever saw a complete ST episode.
DeleteHey, today I got everyone of the cartoons.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you could explain them to YP! :D
DeleteI love the Star Trek jokes, even though I never watched the program.
ReplyDeleteMe too.
DeleteThank you, I needed some smiles after finding my new seedlings decimated by slugs and snails. Time to give up I think.
ReplyDeleteOoohhh, that's too bad. Gardening can be a test of one's patience.
DeleteOh dear. I just realized that I didn't get my dose of Friday Funnies until Saturday morning. This is probably going to screw up my whole week.
ReplyDeleteAu contraire. You just have to laugh the loudest!
DeleteHe who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke. Thanks I needed these.
ReplyDeleteSometimes that's true. Always remember to laugh!
DeleteI'm baaacckk! I don't know why I can't read your blog at work (and also why I don't just read it when I get home), but I'm all caught up now. Thanks for the shout out on Monday. Our power is back on thank goodness!
ReplyDeleteGood to hear!
DeleteI love "Speed checked by Radar" and the one about shampoo. I wash my hair with bar soap! (Granted, I don't have much hair.)
ReplyDeleteThat *does* mean it probably takes less time. 8^D
DeleteThank you for the chuckles! All great, as usual. But the shampoo one was the best!
ReplyDeleteAlways happy to amuse.
DeleteWhat a GREAT batch!! The start off had me laughing and then it just continued. Home from a 2-week trip and so I'm a little late seeing these. Have a great week all!
ReplyDeleteBetter late than never!
DeleteThe jail time! Oh, yes.
ReplyDeleteYup.
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