THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

It's Friday again and Day Twelve of (will it never end?) Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade.

This is the last Friday before the Big Day so you can expect to get totally inundated with holiday crassness and pseudo-hilarity.

But wait!

Santa is coming early to the Catalyst's humble abode.

In fact tonight, this very night!

For tonight is the night that I shall have the winning ticket for the MegaMillions Jackpot Drawing.

825 Million Smackeroos will be mine before the sun rises again!

Wait! You say you've heard this before?

Well that was just an error of accounting.

Either the people drawing the numbers or (perhaps) in my reporting the news.

But tonight, I am sure, will be different.

Then you'll see!

Whilst you wait, let's see what the Humor Elves have dredged up for this sunny Friday.

Phew!

Now that you've had that dose of dizzy, dopey daffiness, dine well this weekend and make it memorable.

Oh, and there are only five more shopping days until Christmas!!!!

And don't get the holiday blues . . . always remember to keep laughing!

Here kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . oh, I see the family has arrived for the holidays . . . )