Many times I have mentioned the Humor Elves that keep my Friday Funnies going.
But they keep coming out of the woodwork.
Today I got a passel of puns from an old friend of mine who will hereby go by the sobriquet Raucous Rajah.
I added them to the Humor Bank (Banque to you Brits) but I couldn't resist sharing a couple of them with you ahead of a Friday.
So brace yourselves.
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I sincerely hope you all won't hang up on me.
It took me a while to get that fox joke! :)
ReplyDeleteNice one(s)... even though it's not Friday yet.
ReplyDeleteI could get used to a couple of funnies on Mondays. 😊
ReplyDeleteMondays are Fun-Days!
DeleteThose two are very sharp.
ReplyDeleteKeeping us going.. humour is necessary!!
ReplyDeleteWe "Brits" (God - I hate that term!) do not say "banque" as we are not French! We say "bank" and we sent it over to you Yanks aboard "The Mayflower" along with several bottles of Timothy Taylor beer, chicken pox and "The Canterbury Tales" by Geoffrey Chaucer.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you probably sent us "Beowulf" too!
DeleteAlways throw a funny in!
ReplyDeleteThat first one is great! Nice to have a laugh on Monday.
ReplyDeleteVery funny, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'm still laughing out loud. I will send these on to others. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteYour wife would probably not be surprised by that response.
ReplyDeleteGood ones!
ReplyDeleteNah. It's why we're hear. How about this one: "My kids didn't eat their sandwiches. I asked my wife what to do with them. She said to throw them out. Later, packing suitcases for my kids: "I know. I'm as surprised as you are, but it's what she said."
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ReplyDeleteDon’t give up your day job x
ReplyDeleteThese are good.
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