Friday, July 25, 2025

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

So you think YOU'VE got problems?

Yesterday was National Tequila Day and I forgot 'ta margarita!

Ooooohhh, I'm sorry.

It was only a shot in the dark.

Okay, I'm double sorry.

Did someone say "doubles"?

That's it.

My stand-up comedy hopes have fallen flat.

So let's see what the Humor Elves have produced this week.





















Hey, wait a minute!  You guys aren't the Trekkies!




Oh boy, maybe I should just have left well enough alone.

At any rate, that's all I've got this Friday.

So you poor suffering souls who read this stuff each week try to enjoy yourselves and have a remarkably fantastic weekend!

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . suspicions confirmed! . . . )

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19 comments:

  1. TravelJuly 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM

    Thank you, I needed this. Here kitty-kitty.

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  2. BoudJuly 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM

    The dog on the sofa!!

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  3. LLJuly 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM

    The hearing test!

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  4. Ellen D.July 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM

    Good ones! Have a nice weekend!

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  5. Granny SueJuly 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM

    What a great way to start my Friday! Thanks, Catalyst! Now, to find someone to brush my teeth with...

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  6. RedPatJuly 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM

    Love the ear doctor one.

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  7. RedJuly 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM

    Friday is always a good day. I didn't get two of these so I'll have to go back and take a second look at them.

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  8. AnonymousJuly 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM

    These were all so funny. Great way to start our Friday morning... laughing! (NewRobin13 and Roger)

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  9. JayCeeJuly 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM

    Rewriting history ... 😏

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  10. Steve ReedJuly 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM

    Excellent! I am loving sofa dog. :D

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  11. MELODY JACOBJuly 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM

    Haha, forgetting to margarita on National Tequila Day is a crime. 😂 Your stand-up might be flat, but those jokes definitely made me smile. The Humor Elves always deliver. I just shared a new post. You are invited to read. Thank you. Have a nice weekend

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  12. AnonymousJuly 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM

    Loved them all, especially the editor and the bees!! (bobandcarla.foster@gmail.com)

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  13. DiadayJuly 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM

    Now you've got me singing "Day-O!"
    Come Mr. Tally Man and tally me bananas,
    Daylight come and me wan' go home.

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    1. CatalystJuly 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM

      Oh no! I've had that earworm for days and now you've kick-started it again!

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  14. CheerfulMonkJuly 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM

    😊👍👏

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  15. Yorkshire PuddingJuly 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM

    Keep up the good work Bruce! Bringing joy to the known world every Friday.

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  16. MargaretJuly 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM

    The hearing test took me twice to figure out! Of course I understood the Make it Sew immediately, being a STNG fan.

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  17. RiverJuly 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM

    That poor man tallying bananas.

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  18. The BugJuly 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM

    Ha! Love sofa dog and USBee :)

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