Friday, July 25, 2025

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

So you think YOU'VE got problems?

Yesterday was National Tequila Day and I forgot 'ta margarita!

Ooooohhh, I'm sorry.

It was only a shot in the dark.

Okay, I'm double sorry.

Did someone say "doubles"?

That's it.

My stand-up comedy hopes have fallen flat.

So let's see what the Humor Elves have produced this week.





















Hey, wait a minute!  You guys aren't the Trekkies!




Oh boy, maybe I should just have left well enough alone.

At any rate, that's all I've got this Friday.

So you poor suffering souls who read this stuff each week try to enjoy yourselves and have a remarkably fantastic weekend!

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . suspicions confirmed! . . . )

17 comments:

Travel said...

Thank you, I needed this. Here kitty-kitty.

Boud said...

The dog on the sofa!!

LL said...

The hearing test!

Ellen D. said...

Good ones! Have a nice weekend!

Granny Sue said...

What a great way to start my Friday! Thanks, Catalyst! Now, to find someone to brush my teeth with...

RedPat said...

Love the ear doctor one.

Red said...

Friday is always a good day. I didn't get two of these so I'll have to go back and take a second look at them.

Anonymous said...

These were all so funny. Great way to start our Friday morning... laughing! (NewRobin13 and Roger)

JayCee said...

Rewriting history ... 😏

Steve Reed said...

Excellent! I am loving sofa dog. :D

MELODY JACOB said...

Haha, forgetting to margarita on National Tequila Day is a crime. 😂 Your stand-up might be flat, but those jokes definitely made me smile. The Humor Elves always deliver. I just shared a new post. You are invited to read. Thank you. Have a nice weekend

Anonymous said...

Loved them all, especially the editor and the bees!! (bobandcarla.foster@gmail.com)

Diaday said...

Now you've got me singing "Day-O!"
Come Mr. Tally Man and tally me bananas,
Daylight come and me wan' go home.

Catalyst said...

Oh no! I've had that earworm for days and now you've kick-started it again!

CheerfulMonk said...

😊👍👏

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Keep up the good work Bruce! Bringing joy to the known world every Friday.

Margaret said...

The hearing test took me twice to figure out! Of course I understood the Make it Sew immediately, being a STNG fan.