Ah there you are again.
Waiting under the lantern by the big clock.
You might call it Big Ben.
Or Hickory Dickory Clock.
Oh don't try to make any sense out of what I write here, it's just my idle mind winding up for another weekend.
And what precedes the weekend?
Why the Friday Funnies, of course.
BruceAI: "That is all. You may stop laughing now. The humor is over."
The real Bruce: Okay, friends and neighbors. Glad to have you here at Catalyst's Cavern where the humor never stops.
Now try your bestest to have a fine, funny, fulfilling weekend.
And ignore BruceAI, never forget to keep laughing!
Here, kitty-kitty . . .
( . . . ohhhhh . . . )
Lot of punny smirks this morning.
ReplyDeleteAh, Amazon! Who knew?
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bruce!
ReplyDeleteAll of these are great...love a little thought-provoking humor! The one about Todd and the dishwasher hit home. My husband's name is Todd. Tee-hee-hee.
ReplyDeleteThe tooth ferry took me a minute. Good ones.
ReplyDeleteBest way to start our Friday mornings! We had such good laughs here today. Thank you for that! (NewRobin13 and Roger)
ReplyDeleteA really great batch, and truth to not explaining to the next generation! That was hysterical! (bobandcarla.foster@gmail.com)
ReplyDeleteI had to think about the tooth ferry, but I finally got it. I don't get the baseball one at all.
ReplyDeleteThe batter's box is facing first base instead of the pitching mound. And the home plate is backwards.
DeleteI didn't get the tooth ferry either, so thank you commenters.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the making me laugh this morning. I needed it.
I loved both of the cat ones! Clever and very true.
ReplyDeleteThank you everyone who explained the tooth ferry to this person who had no idea what a ferry looked like. This was educational.
ReplyDeleteI like the one on bikers give warning.
ReplyDeleteThank you! 😊
ReplyDeleteHa Ha, ground control.
ReplyDeleteDidn't get the tooth one until I saw the comments.....and I was actually saying " tooth ferry" to myself. Doh!
ReplyDeleteAhhh - TOOTH ferry! Ha!
ReplyDeleteThe cats inventing Amazon made me laugh...mostly because Amazon visited my son's house nearly every day I was there...and they don't even have a cat!
ReplyDeleteCouldn't get the booth one at all, so I am glad Steve decoded it for me. My favorite this week has to be the bikers one...I think. Good ones, Bruce!
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