DAY EIGHT

Can it really be the eighth day of this interminable Christmas Comedy Cavalcade?

It can and it is!

But before we get to that, let me show you the pride and joy that lives at the home of one of my neighbors.

That's a sleigh that would awe even Santa Claus.

It's a beautifully customized 1950's era Chevrolet.

Notice, if you will, the special tires and the beautiful rear windows.

I commented to him on my first seeing it that he had even tinted them.

But he corrected me to say they were actually red glass he'd had made.

It's a gorgeous creation that he's made and the license plate and frame describe the pride he has in it.

But now let's get back to the business at hand and see what's going on with the holidays, shall we?

Ho-Ho-Ho!

Note: only nine (9) more days until Christmas!

DAY SEVEN

Oh my gosh, I almost forgot to post today and here I am counting the days until the Comedy Cavalcade can cease.

Well, forgive me, please and may your SUN-day truly be sunny with this small diversion before the humor.

Just to show you one of my latest experiments in the kitchen - - my breakfast/brunch the other day.

Two fried eggs, buttered toast and the epitome of long-ago Bachelor Food: fried Spam!

Go ahead and sneer but  . . . I. Like. Spam.

Whether fried as this is or just straight out of the can in a sandwich.

But now let me put that gagging sound I'm hearing out of my memory and give you what you really came here for.

Ho-Ho-Ho.

DAY SIX

Yes, it's Day Six of Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade and you're all holding your breath in anticipation of what he'll come up with today.

Well, friends, there are a lot to choose from, thanks to my hard working Elves.

But I have to pick just one so let's see . . . ah, I think this one.

Enjoy!

Ho-Ho-Ho!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

It's the day you've all been waiting for - - FRIDAY!

And you know with the Comedy elves working overtime to provide material for the Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade, you have a lot to look forward to.

So let us not tarry nor idle nor even hesitate.

Let's get on with it!

I'll bet you're exhausted from all of your raucous holiday laughter, aren't you?

Well, get into some Christmas goodies for that faux feeling of boundless energy and plot a truly exciting weekend.

And especially at this time of year but all the time too . . . always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . ah, yes . . . )

DAY FOUR

On the fourth day of Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade, we have a special report just in from the Sunshine State.

Brace yourselves (and don't go near the water)!

Ho-Ho-Ho!

(or should it be Oh-Oh-Oh?)

DIA TRES

Oh, I think you know enough Spanish to translate that to Day Three.

Day Three of Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade.

But there's an even more important announcement today and I've brought in a Very Important Person to let you know what it is.

Take it away, Mr. V.I.P.

Thank you, sir, and now let's get down to the other business at hand.

Ho-Ho-Ho!

TUESDAY - DAY TWO

Yes that's right - it's TWOs-DAY.

Not only Tuesday but day two of the Christmas Comedy Cavalcade.

So without further ado, prepare yourselves to be amused.

(Think: the little drummer boy)

Ho-Ho-Ho!