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Monday, March 2, 2009

Catalyst Unveiled!

So, you see, I've been growing my beard out lately, just to see how grey, or white, it has become over the years. Awhile back, Tombo said "Let's see a picture!" But I declined at that time because it was mostly stubble. But the other night, as I was on a nice run of cards down at Old Charlie's Hootch-n-Stuff saloon, somebody with one of them damned new fangled cell phone cameras got a picture of me.

It wasn't long before the sheriff showed up and checked the cards. Blast him, he says they were coming from a marked deck. I don't have any idea what he was talkin' about but it doesn't matter. Now here I sit in the hoosegow (jail) waiting for Angel Mary to come by with a cake I told her to bring me.

The worst part of this is after all these years of foolin' you folks with pictures from my youth, now you know what I really look like! Once I get out of here I'm going to have to do something with my appearance to fool them boys followin' the reward posters!

16 comments:

Mike said...

In that last picture you look just as surly as I thought you would!

Catalyst said...

You'd be surly, too, if you were locked up!!!

TomboCheck said...

Sherriff was just jealous. Thought a devilishly good lookin' man such as you might steal his bride.

Catalyst said...

Uh, actually, that's Angel Mary who's bringin' the cake! Don't tell him!!!

Anonymous said...

You have to know when to hold em, know when to fold em. Is that Kenny R in that picture?

Catalyst said...

Steve, I sure hope Kenny R doesn't see your comment!

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Well ain't you the handsome devil!!!

Kitty said...

Lookin' good there Mr Cat! And the cards don't look too bad either ;-) x

Malicious Intent said...

Don't know why you been hiding behind them old pictures. You are one hot dude. Some folks do get better with time ya know. :)

Catalyst said...

Dawn, Kitty and M.I. -

Ah, my girls, my faithful girls. All these years I've been runnin' from posses only to find I have one of my own! Thank you, sweet ones!

meggie said...

You devil! Hiding behind those old pics, when all along there was this real han'some man!! Hot damn!

Catalyst said...

Meggie - How could I have been so wrong!

Joan said...

Perfect! You should have been at my mustache party!

Catalyst said...

Joan - Wish I had!

Lucy said...

Like a fine wine, Cat...

Catalyst said...

Now you see why I call you Sweet Lucy? Merci!