Oh thoughts of reckless abandon.
Oh moments of fickle fun.
And, of course, that brings us to the Friday Funnies!
So turn on your Giggle Control Module.
All right, then, I think you Gentle Readers have been entertained.
Now it's time for you to zip into a zany weekend, singing zealously from atop a ziggurat, sizzling a steak on the grill and ending your meal with zabaglione and a general zombification before catching some z's.
But always remember to keep laughing.
Here, kitty-kitty . . .