THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

Another brutal week high- low lighted by a traumatic day is drawing once again to a close.

But you'll have to wait until tomorrow to learn about that from the pen of she who lived it.

Because today is Friday and on Friday we have FUNNIES!

Clear the runway.

Okay, here come the puns.

I warned you.

And with that, the Catalyst calls a ceasefire to this cacaphony of comedy - it's no calamity - but with candid cajolery and canny camaraderie encourages you all to capitulate to his caprices . . . and have a cathartic, capital weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .