THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Folks, it's time for some humor.

The neighborhood kids have been here beating on my door and stealing my candy.

(Judy: "They were trick or treating for Halloween, you idiot!")

The plumber finally acknowledged payment was made for their services after trying to send their bill to an incorrect name and address.

And then last night I nearly got into a fight with a neighbor.

Hark!

I hear the pitter-patter of little feet.

Oh, never mind, they're mine, dashing hither and yon, trying to avoid the thrown tomatoes.

So, bobbing and weaving, I shout out to all of you to have one hilariously fine weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Or groaning, as the case may be.

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

(oh, yeah, I know what you mean)