ALL RIGHT, LET'S EAT!!!

You know I've been waiting for this day since, well, since last November.

Thanksgiving Day!

The day true eaters long for every other day of the year.

Turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes and gravy and cranberry sauce and green bean casserole and macaroni and cheese and hot rolls and pumpkin pie and . . . and whatever else you can cram into your craw.

(Def: Craw - the stomach, especially of a lower animal.)

Well, I will not avoid the description of a lower animal as I attack my plate with reckless abandon.

Now some of you have abandoned the noble bird for ham or roast beef or whatever.

But my lovely partner would never do such a terrible thing.

Even though she dislikes turkey, she is a noble creature.

So I looked forward to my feast this year, as always.

And as my mouth was watering and my anticipation was at rocket level, here's what she placed before me.

Happy Thanksgiving!

(i guess)