Thursday, November 28, 2024

ALL RIGHT, LET'S EAT!!!

You know I've been waiting for this day since, well, since last November.

Thanksgiving Day!

The day true eaters long for every other day of the year.

Turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes and gravy and cranberry sauce and green bean casserole and macaroni and cheese and hot rolls and pumpkin pie and . . . and whatever else you can cram into your craw.

(Def: Craw - the stomach, especially of a lower animal.)

Well, I will not avoid the description of a lower animal as I attack my plate with reckless abandon.

Now some of you have abandoned the noble bird for ham or roast beef or whatever.

But my lovely partner would never do such a terrible thing.

Even though she dislikes turkey, she is a noble creature.

So I looked forward to my feast this year, as always.

And as my mouth was watering and my anticipation was at rocket level, here's what she placed before me.




Happy Thanksgiving!

(i guess)

17 comments:

gz said...

Delicious pineapple ❤️

BootsandBraids said...

Happy stolen land day, my friend. Enjoy your pineapple.

Travel said...

Looks ripe and ready. Happy Thanksgiving. Strangely one of the things I learned in college, was how to cut up a pineapple.

Ellen D. said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

LL said...

Enjoy your feast!

The Bug said...

Ha! Well, pineapple would be very refreshing after all that heavy food. Hope you have a great day!

timmer said...

Hau'oli Lā Ho'omaika'i from a mile high!

Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving! (NewRobin13)

Yorkshire Pudding said...

That is the weirdest turkey I have ever seen. It doesn't even have legs. HTD!

Catalyst said...

Mahalo a hauʻoli i ka ʻahaʻaina

Margaret said...

I love pineapple but I also enjoy turkey...and dressing. PLUS PIE!

CheerfulMonk said...

At least the turkeys will be happy. 😊

Red said...

Happy thanksgiving to you and your family .

RedPat said...

Happy Thanksgiving. I'm sure the chef's meal will be a masterpiece.

Catalyst said...

It was! Roast pork loin with all the trimmings.

Val said...

I guess that was to tide you over until the real deal!

River said...

And then she went back to the kitchen for the rest of the food, right?