Friday, November 1, 2024

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

I bet you thought that outburst of humor yesterday would have been this week's Friday Funnies, only one day early.

No, no, rich kids.

That was just a Halloween Special.

The Humourmeister is right here today with another dose for what ails you.

But before we begin, let me prove to you that the Taylors went all out on their Halloween decorations this year.




All right, shall we get to the business at hand?
























Them's the chokes, folks.

Chokes, those are jokes you choke on.

Jiminy, do I have to explain everything!

Now calibrate carefully, don't be cautious, be non-conventional, be contemporaneous, clearheadedness is not called for, let comedy be your construct, your cause for certification.

In summation, have a GREAT weekend!

And always keep laughing!

(And chorteling and cackling, just to continue the chorus.)

(whew)

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . oh, yeah, I've seen that look. . . . )


12 comments:

  1. Is that an orange? Ha! Glad that night is over. Dog couldn't settle down. Older kids roaming freely and loudly. I remember it well from my youth. Out after dark! Great bunch today as always. On to the next holiday!

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    1. It's a Mandarin, posed in front of the page from our daily calendar. We kept it dark here and didn't hear or see a one.

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  2. Bugs Bunny, did you hear me groan! I like that one.

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  3. Your halloween decorations gave me a giggle. Our king-wannabe seems to like the that song a lot! My favorite is R2D2 and the garbage can. Graffiti done right!

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  4. Wow! Two collections in one week!

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  5. Great decor! The Boeing one, ouch. I'm glad I sold off all my stock. I didn't understand the king one at first. :)

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  6. I didn't see yesterday's post as I was busy out trick-or-treating with my grandsons! I have enjoyed both days of jokes! Thanks, Bruce!

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  7. I especially like the Boeing one. Unfortunately that fiasco has given Musk more clout. The government needs him to come to the rescue in spite of his personal actions.

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  8. You have been working hard on the funnies Bruce. Perhaps it's time for a nice lie down in a darkened room. You have earned it dude!

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  9. I've seen that look too, when I refuse to let her lie in front of the keyboard and be petted for as long as she wants. Ha Ha, Bugs Bunny.

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  10. It took me a long time to get Bugs Bunny - hahaha!

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