Monday, February 24, 2025

HERE ARE SOME JOKES, FOLKS

Many times I have mentioned the Humor Elves that keep my Friday Funnies going.

But they keep coming out of the woodwork.

Today I got a passel of puns from an old friend of mine who will hereby go by the sobriquet Raucous Rajah.

I added them to the Humor Bank (Banque to you Brits) but I couldn't resist sharing a couple of them with you ahead of a Friday.

So brace yourselves.






I sincerely hope you all won't hang up on me.

18 comments:

Margaret said...

It took me a while to get that fox joke! :)

JayCee said...

Nice one(s)... even though it's not Friday yet.

Damselfly said...

I could get used to a couple of funnies on Mondays. 😊

Catalyst said...

Mondays are Fun-Days!

Red said...

Those two are very sharp.

gz said...

Keeping us going.. humour is necessary!!

Yorkshire Pudding said...

We "Brits" (God - I hate that term!) do not say "banque" as we are not French! We say "bank" and we sent it over to you Yanks aboard "The Mayflower" along with several bottles of Timothy Taylor beer, chicken pox and "The Canterbury Tales" by Geoffrey Chaucer.

LL said...

Always throw a funny in!

Catalyst said...

Yeah, you probably sent us "Beowulf" too!

Granny Sue said...

That first one is great! Nice to have a laugh on Monday.

River said...

Very funny, thanks.

CheerfulMonk said...

I'm still laughing out loud. I will send these on to others. Thanks!

Travel said...

Your wife would probably not be surprised by that response.

Ellen D. said...

Good ones!

Debby said...

Nah. It's why we're hear. How about this one: "My kids didn't eat their sandwiches. I asked my wife what to do with them. She said to throw them out. Later, packing suitcases for my kids: "I know. I'm as surprised as you are, but it's what she said."

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John Going Gently said...

Don’t give up your day job x

William Kendall said...

These are good.