Friday, February 21, 2025

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

I don't know why I punish myself this way but I'm writing this on Thursday.

Yesterday to you Friday Folk.

And that morning I was at the eye doctor for a routine examination and had my eyes dilated.

As I'm typing this on a white screen, it's glaring at me.

And this is the time I decided to give you an all words post of The Pre-Weekend Hilarity.

So, just don't call the guys in the white suits on me.

I'll be okay by the time you're reading this.

Just enjoy.
























Okay so that's a toughie.

Just say it out loud and it'll come to you.

Now while you're doing that (people are staring at this strange person talking to himself) take a break and painstakingly plan yourself a plumb pacesetting weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . uh, and kitty and kitty and kitty and . . .)


17 comments:

  1. Yes...yes... yes.. and, oh yes....

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  2. All of the old jokes have a little truth in them.

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  3. Too funny. And I guess I'm old because I have done all of the sixth meme:)

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  4. Thank you for the good laughs here today. And yes, we are definitely old! (NewRobin13)

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  5. Yep, I'm old, too, but I'm still laughing!

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  6. Today's Friday Funnies were published so late that I am going to have to inform your sponsors!

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  7. So good! Really like Alexa and the bloody mary! Great lineup! Let the weekend begin!

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  8. More cats! The Alexa one, ouch and the organizing joke hits too close to home to be funny. I hate getting my eyes dilated since one stays that way for the whole day. I look like a drug addict.

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  9. Good ones. I had to say the seagull beagle outloud a couple of times.

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  10. Andy and I qualify as old, and I did get the beagle one before I read what you wrote. It took me long enough for it to be a great joke. Thank you for doing them!

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  11. Oh poor Noah with all those cats!
    I got the Beagle one, and laughed at all the others.

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  12. Way too many yesses from me.. it is now official. Thanks for that, Catalyst. You are quite a comfort.

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  13. Great lineup this week!! Organizing - yes, have been there! The jar lids being tighter the older I get - indeed!!! Carla

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  14. thecontemplativecat here. I agreed, nodded, and laughed at these.

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  15. Oh yeah, I bet you can hear me stand up clear out there in AZ! Hope the eyes are okay by now.

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  16. Ha! Love the "Seagull" and "Beagle." In the "I'm So Old" one, I pretty much qualify, though I'm not sure I ever recorded a song off a transistor. I used to record them off our FM stereo all the time, though, and surely that counts.

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  17. That one about being old enough to remember... Yep to all of them!

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