Friday, February 28, 2025

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Now that we've all conquered that Pepperoni Pizza Bake from earlier in the week we can get down to things more serious.

Maybe I should say we can seriously get down to things more humorous.

Of course by the end of this post some of you may by in high dudgeon.

Let's see, shall we?



Or . . .




I think SWMBO wrote that one!

But I know how to get her back, said the Merry Punner!




















So, fellow pun-lovers and pun-haters, that is the sum total of my humorous outlay for this week.

Now save up a couple of those for your weekend dinner party and see if the groans and sneers don't make your day.

At any rate, have a grate one . . oops, of course I meant a great one!

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . ah, I'll bet you know which one is mine, don't you . . . )


30 comments:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

My favourite was the Phillip's head screwdriver one. Sadly, no dinner parties planned for this weekend or indeed any other weekends ahead.

JayCee said...

I am going to a birthday party on Sunday. I shall take these with me!

Catalyst said...

Maybe you should organize one at your house, Professor.

Catalyst said...

Oh dear, you may be asked to leave! 😉

LL said...

Let puns abound! Like the pie rates and stranded on a dessert island!

Catalyst said...

Great to have a soul that agrees with me! 😄

Bob and Carla said...

Great batch. I love the trail mix!!!

Travel said...

My cat would say as Bill Clinton did, "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

Catalyst said...

The Trekkies continue to amuse.

Catalyst said...

The contrary cat.

CheerfulMonk said...

I especially like the cats. 😊

Kathy G said...

The three-day coffee challenge is one I could actually complete!

Catalyst said...

Me too.

Catalyst said...

Amazingly, after a lifetime of compulsive coffee drinking, I switched to green tea recently and only have one cup of it in the morning.

Pixie said...

Groaners but they still make me smile:)

Catalyst said...

That's a start!

Diaday said...

Lots of chuckles from this posting!

Catalyst said...

That's my aim.

Margaret said...

Trail mix! :) These are very punny, Bruce. We need lots of laughs these days.

Catalyst said...

Very punny indeed.

Granny Sue said...

Another fine Friday lineup!

Catalyst said...

Thank ya, thank ya ver much! (as Elvis would have said. )

Debby said...

Ah, Catalyst. After a day like today, we all need a giggle. Thanks.

Catalyst said...

Or more.

Red said...

the hail Caesar made m think a bit!

River said...

Love them all, even the ones I've known before.

Catalyst said...

LOL!

Catalyst said...

Glad you smiled.

The Bug said...

The Phillips Head Screwdriver was my favorite until I saw the trail mix one - hahahaha!

William Kendall said...

Define evil is me!