"Drowned? Drowned, you say"
"Yes, inspector, we found 'im lyin' there dead. Blue as one of 'em Blue Men from Las Vegas, over in the colonies."
"And since it hasn't rained for a fortnight and the swimming pool is bone dry, how do you suppose he drowned?"
"Well, see, inspector, we figures he was held down on his back and water was poured into his mouth while his nose was held until . . well, until he drowned."
"And the water came from where? I don't see a hose anywhere."
"Inspector, we suspect they used that 'ere waterin' can."
"Ah, I see. And this happened when?"
"The fellow was seen at his pub last night at closin' time so it was after that."
"Yes, and the pub closed at an hour before midnight and it is now half past eight in the morning. So it was within the last 8 hours, correct?"
"That's right, inspector. Pretty smart of us to figger it out, wa'nt it?"
"Except for one thing, Dee-tect-ive."
"What's 'at, sir?"
"The plants growing through the handle of the watering can. And IT HASN'T RAINED FOR A FORTNIGHT!!! I think you'd better do some more investigating."
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Oh, that damned Poirot, he's always so smart. Or it could have been Holmes. Or Dalgliesh. Well, anyway, this was only an exercise, prompted by the fiendish Willow with her photo prompt (obviously from some place where it actually rains.) You can read more offerings at Magpie Tales. Meantime, the inspector will try to figure this one out.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Steve & I - bearded and not
I made an excursion down to Phoenix last night to take in an Arizona Diamondbacks game with my buddie, Steve. (The D-backs won 6 to 1 over the Washington Nationals.) But I was stuck by our changing appearances. Steve and I, that is.
You see, for many years, Steve had a full beard. A few years ago he looked like this.
Looks happy, doesn't he?
At roughly the same time, I looked like this.
'Course, he had better hair than I do. But he's dead, too!
Anyway, here's my goal.
Yeah! Z.Z. Top! I have the dark glasses already. I don't know about that cap, though.
You see, for many years, Steve had a full beard. A few years ago he looked like this.
Looks happy, doesn't he?
At roughly the same time, I looked like this.
Hmmm, I appear concerned, don't I?
Well, as I have said, times change. This is how Steve and I looked last night at the ball park.
I think Steve needs to grow his beard back again. He says he doesn't think he will. That may have something to do with his wife telling him he looks younger bare-faced.
As for my hirsute appearance, I say I'm modeling myself after the late Jerry Garcia.
Anyway, here's my goal.
Yeah! Z.Z. Top! I have the dark glasses already. I don't know about that cap, though.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
More from Jerome
I have some more pictures of Jerome today, courtesy of my friend who toured the town with me recently. From the first two, you can see some of the old charm of a once-abandoned mining town.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Rain, blessed rain
Yes, there was rain in those clouds. And it's been falling steadily but lightly now for a day or more.
Most of the time, it's just a light sprinkle . . a mist, actually. But sometimes the moisture builds up in the clouds and it comes down in a torrent.
(Click on photos to enlarge)
Most of the time, it's just a light sprinkle . . a mist, actually. But sometimes the moisture builds up in the clouds and it comes down in a torrent.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
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