Happy Birthday! Your jokes reminds me of the definition of middle age: You don't care where your wife goes or who she goes with as long as you don't have to go too.
Fortunately Andy has his projects up on the land and I can stay down here and play with mine. (I turned 81 the end of last year, so I'm even older than you are.)
Another Andy, Andy Rooney said, “I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.” Yes!
Happy 81st Birthday. Enjoy your day and watch out for floaters. Sometimes I think mine are gnats and swat at them. If you were a pastry chef, you would knot that old age crepes up on you!! here you go with some puns Oxygenarians have trouble breathing and last but not least, watch out, Many elderly people are cloak/cane addicts.
Wow, 81 times around the sun. Are you feeling dizzy yet? LOL. But seriously, Happy Birthday dear blog friend.
ReplyDeleteYou don't look a day over 80, my friend.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteI've head that 81 is the new 78!
ReplyDeleteMake sure you have an adult light your birthday candles. ;)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday on your 81st trip around the sun!
ReplyDeleteI'd go for the two huge candles that are "8" and "1". You know you can blow that many out! Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday. Age will not wither you...
ReplyDeleteWatch your balance whether natural or self induced.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! Your jokes reminds me of the definition of middle age: You don't care where your wife goes or who she goes with as long as you don't have to go too.
ReplyDeleteFortunately Andy has his projects up on the land and I can stay down here and play with mine. (I turned 81 the end of last year, so I'm even older than you are.)
Another Andy, Andy Rooney said, “I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.” Yes!
Again, Happy Birthday!
You're only as old as you feel? ;) Happy 81st!!
ReplyDeleteHappy 81st Birthday. Enjoy your day and watch out for floaters. Sometimes I think mine are gnats and swat at them. If you were a pastry chef, you would knot that old age crepes up on you!! here you go with some puns
ReplyDeleteOxygenarians have trouble breathing and last but not least, watch out, Many elderly people are cloak/cane addicts.
know, not Knot... silly keyboard
DeleteI hope you had a very happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteI said it before but I'll say it again -- happy birthday! Can't wait to hear about your wild celebrations!
ReplyDeleteHappy happy birthday!!
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