Friday, October 21, 2022

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Yes, I know what you're going to say.

"He's rushing things, isn't he?"

And I know, Halloween is more than a week away.

But what can I say?

My Comedy Corps has been sending me follies full of witches and goblins and black cats and I just have to share them with you.

So try not to get too gobsmacked by all of these hobgoblins and just enjoy the humor of the season.





















Oh, c'mon, I knew you'd like that one.

By the way you may have noticed that I didn't post yesterday.

Nothing about picture hanging or plumbing or getting settled in our new home.

Just nothing.

That's because yesterday was International Sloth Day!

You could Google it!

As for today, let's go get 'em.

Eat well, drink well, play well and have an absolutely wonderful weekend.

Avoid pumpkin spice anything, if you can, and always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

14 comments:

William Kendall said...

Even vampires must heed their cat's demands.

Sharon said...

I was laughing out loud reading these. Especially Sir Racha.

The Bug said...

Gnomenclature - hahaha!

Debby said...

Alright, that Mark Twain quote was my very favorite.

LL said...

Never too soon for halloween! I decorate in September! The last one was great. Also liked the importance of commas!

Margaret said...

LOVED the Dracula one! There will be no pumpkin spice beverage that will pass these lips. Pumpkin pie or bars, yes.

Kathy G said...

That Mark Twain quote was new to me, but sounds just like something he would say.

RedPat said...

Loved these ones especially Dracula and his cat. Thanks.

NewRobin13 said...

These are all so funny. Thank you for the Friday laughs!

Yorkshire Pudding said...

I like the comma one. It's a great example of how punctuation marks can change meaning and understanding. I have sent the vegan witches cartoon to my vegan son.

River said...

Kermit always makes me smile :)

Steve Reed said...

Dracula and his cat -- brilliant! The gnome puns are real groaners.

Anonymous said...

Loved them all! Shared a few!

gz said...

Crackers every one!! Thankyouxx