Friday, January 13, 2023

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Just so you know, my elves have been very busy lately and the Humor Bank is full of great evidences of hilarity.

But this week I decided to challenge you.

So it's all words - no cartoons.

But I think (and after all, it is I who am the most important around here) that you'll still get a lot of laughter out of this week's selections.

So . . . here we go!
























How ya' doin'?

Tired from all that reading?

Well your trial is over.

Now put down your reading glasses, forget that today is Friday the 13th (!) and prepare to have a spectacularly fine weekend.

But always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

(oops, sorry, put the reading glasses back on)

13 comments:

William Kendall said...

Groan to the knights!

I love the million dollar one.

Pixie said...

Thank you for making me smile this morning.

The Bug said...

These were great! I especially liked the high steaks. Ha!

Steve Reed said...

Well, to be fair, I suppose EITHER medical-school answer would have been correct!

NewRobin13 said...

Thank you for making us laugh on this rainy gray Friday morning here.

Margaret said...

A mouse, ugh! Mari would have to find one inside which would be disquieting. My late husband used to watch Hoarders occasionally and I would leave the room; it was painful to see the state of their homes. Spine, LOL. So, that's why I'm on Facebook?

LL said...

You had me at duck eggs! Med School serious fun.

Tom Cochrun said...

That erect spine! Ouch

CheerfulMonk said...

I brought my husband in to read the medical school one. 😊

River said...

Loved all of these. My son would like the "No working during drinking hours" one. I'm very glad my kitty doesn't bring me mice, nor anything else. I have the same reaction to "Hoarders"

Debby said...

Here's another for you: "When I die, I want someone to take the floral arrangement of the top of my casket and throw it into the crowd to see who's next."

Sharon said...
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The Happy Whisk said...

Hope you have a great week. I'm with River, I like the one about no working during drinking hours!