Today is a Red Letter Day!
It's because my wife, Judy, aka She Who Must Be Obeyed, is celebrating her birthday.
As of today, she's thirty-one-thousand seven-hundred fifty-five days old!
Now putting 31,755 candles on her birthday cake would be a bit of a stretch, even for someone as adept as the Catalyst.
So I'll just quietly wish her a Happy Birthday.
So you're probably wondering what I got her for her birthday.
Well I gave her some advice:
So that's it.
My Great Leader's birthday AND The Friday Funnies.
How can you top that?
I'll tell you.
By going full steam ahead, pulling out all stops, and having yourselves a really wonderful weekend.
Here the whole weekend is Prescott Valley Days, with a parade, a carnival, food trucks, and entertainment.
And Sunday is Mothers' Day.
Gadfrey!
I think I'll go take a nap but before I go one gentle reminder: Always Keep Laughing!
Here, kitty-kitty . . .
( . . . oof, there goes my nap . . .)
Love the octopi (octopie?) but overall a great post. Happy Birthday to SWMBO!
ReplyDeleteBought a Bing…HAHAHA and Happy Birthday to Judy.
ReplyDeleteThese are all so funny. Great way to start this Friday morning. Happy happy birthday to SWMBO!
ReplyDeleteSay happy birthday to your wife. You have some appropriate funnies for the day.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to SWMBO! Hope she has a wonderful year!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to Judy! Fix her a nice dinner with a good bottle of wine.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Judy!! What an excellent line up of laughs!
ReplyDeleteDon't fall asleep before SWMBO does.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to your wife! Bought a Bing Bought a Boom! Too funny! Great lineup.
ReplyDeleteMany happy returns of the day.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Judy! These were funny today and I needed a laugh.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Judy!
ReplyDelete—-Cheerful Monk
I hope it is not too late to wish your darling wife a very happy birthday! And thanks once again for the laughs Bruce. I left a "gift" for you in my latest blogpost.
ReplyDeleteOctopi! how great is that!
ReplyDelete5050, ha ha.
Happy Birthday to your queen of the house.
Great funnies today. I like the doctor one best! Happy Birthday Judy.
ReplyDeleteA cat must be a cat.
ReplyDeleteHappy happy birthday to SWMBO!! Also, Vienna - hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteLOL...I love the octopus pie. Happy Birthday to Judy!
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