Friday, July 7, 2023

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Hey, you over there, with your head in the freezer section of your refrigerator!

That only helps for a little while, y'know.

Okay, okay, it's hot.

But if you lived in Arizona, like I do, you'd know that's normal.

It's July, for cryin' out loud.

What did you expect?

Oh, all right, I know you've had a tough week so let me start off this Friday's festivities with something to cool you down.





















All right, all right, you know when you see those Trekkies that it's all over for another week.

Now try not to tantalize with thoughtlessness or tempetuousness, put aside your tenaciousness about tatterdemalions, attempt instead to be truehearted and transcendent.

In other words, take it from Taylor and have yourselves a traditionally terrific weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . now where did she go . . . )


13 comments:

The Bug said...

Another excellent selection of funnies! It "almost" made me forget that our air conditioner isn't going to be fixed until Tuesday.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Ha-ha! Some funny ones here. I would like to spend a while on a Dessert Island.

NewRobin13 said...

These are all so funny. We had such a good morning laugh. Thank you!

LL said...

All SO good! The Shetland ponies! The oldest wine! The tuxedo cat!

Steve Reed said...

"Tatterdemalions"? I had to look that up to see if it's a real word!

Anonymous said...

Good ones!! Loved an eyeful!!!

Sharon said...

I laughed out loud and "31 years" and I learned a new word too!

RedPat said...

Love the ponies and the tuxedo cat but they are all good. The island took me a minute.

Cheerful Monk said...

I'm still laughing. I'll share these with Andy when he gets home. 👍

River said...

I love the blank baby! My great grandson is blank too though his parents are both quite heavily tattooed.

Margaret said...

Love the kitty penguin and the Trek but my favorite has to be the car radio one. (which fits me perfectly) Hot, yes, but it's record-breaking in many places. :(

Frances said...

I am feeling a bit stupid.....I didn't get the island one until I read Mr Pud's comment!!

William Kendall said...

These are good ones!