Hey, you over there, with your head in the freezer section of your refrigerator!
That only helps for a little while, y'know.
Okay, okay, it's hot.
But if you lived in Arizona, like I do, you'd know that's normal.
It's July, for cryin' out loud.
What did you expect?
Oh, all right, I know you've had a tough week so let me start off this Friday's festivities with something to cool you down.
All right, all right, you know when you see those Trekkies that it's all over for another week.
Now try not to tantalize with thoughtlessness or tempetuousness, put aside your tenaciousness about tatterdemalions, attempt instead to be truehearted and transcendent.
In other words, take it from Taylor and have yourselves a traditionally terrific weekend.
And always remember to keep laughing!
Here, kitty-kitty . . .
( . . . now where did she go . . . )
Another excellent selection of funnies! It "almost" made me forget that our air conditioner isn't going to be fixed until Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteHa-ha! Some funny ones here. I would like to spend a while on a Dessert Island.
ReplyDeleteThese are all so funny. We had such a good morning laugh. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteAll SO good! The Shetland ponies! The oldest wine! The tuxedo cat!
ReplyDelete"Tatterdemalions"? I had to look that up to see if it's a real word!
ReplyDeleteGood ones!! Loved an eyeful!!!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud and "31 years" and I learned a new word too!
ReplyDeleteLove the ponies and the tuxedo cat but they are all good. The island took me a minute.
ReplyDeleteI'm still laughing. I'll share these with Andy when he gets home. 👍
ReplyDeleteI love the blank baby! My great grandson is blank too though his parents are both quite heavily tattooed.
ReplyDeleteLove the kitty penguin and the Trek but my favorite has to be the car radio one. (which fits me perfectly) Hot, yes, but it's record-breaking in many places. :(
ReplyDeleteI am feeling a bit stupid.....I didn't get the island one until I read Mr Pud's comment!!
ReplyDeleteThese are good ones!
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