Friday, March 15, 2024

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Yesterday was PI Day.

You know, 3.14 yada, yada, yada.

I read somewhere that a man in India memorized Pi through 70,000 decimal points.

I'd say he had too much time on his hands.

But then, of course, I read it on the Interwebs and you know you can't believe anything there.

At any rate, we finished Judy's delicious Lemon Sponge Pie the night before last so I didn't even get any pie on Pi Day.

Oh well, Sunday is St. Patrick's Day and I'm holding onto a recipe for Guiness Cake but I'm not sure if I'll make it.

All of these holidays can get wearing, you know, especially for we retirees.

I mean we don't even get a day off!

So, it's back to work to present to you this week's drollery.






















And that's all I can do to improve your moods, Gentle Readers.

Now venture forth (or stay in your recliner) and try your darndest to have a mind-numbingly fine weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing.

Here, kitty-kitty . . .


23 comments:

LL said...

That was a stellar line up! Umbrella-ha! Will forward on to the masses! I thought they would all be leprachaun jokes . . .

Catalyst said...

I still have two days to gather some!

RedPat said...

Love Fridays! The cat lesson is great.

Travel said...

Thanks, we needed that. Have fun this weekend, or weekday, or what ever they are all the same these days.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Bruce. Every Friday I look forward to and always enjoy these "Funnies". When they were late last week, I was worried about you----Please don't alarm me again! Lori

Ellen D. said...

So clever!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for these Friday Funnies. We laughed and laughed. The best way to start the day. (NewRobin13)

Steve Reed said...

Coffee with "Baileys" was pretty funny!!

Diaday said...

That first funny gave me a good laugh. So true. Happy Friday!

Margaret said...

Baileys-ha! Not living in a super cold climate means that we don't have as many of those "blooming flowers." Thankfully.

Anonymous said...

Really GREAT batch this week!!

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Even though I am a dumb limey, I got them all - apart from the hyphenated one. Please explain.

Catalyst said...

The word "hyphenated" is not while the word "non-hyphenated" is. See?

Cheerful Monk said...

I'm still laughing at the last three, especially the Abu Dhabi Do. Again, thank you so much for doing this each week. It means a lot.

anonymous said...

Every Friday I look forward to your post,such an enjoyable treat,thanks,Mary

anonymous said...

Each Friday I look forward to your post,thanks again for making me smile,Mary

William Kendall said...

That would definitely be my family crest.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Oh! Now I get it! How could I be so dumb?

Red said...

The Dubai cartoon is pretty sharp.

Granny Sue said...

Oh the family crest! And the latest vaccine! My two favorites this week.

River said...

Synonym Rolls and a Thesaurus, love it :)

Val said...

Now I will think of this when I see strawberry preserves! Though it did give me a snort in the middle of my smile at the fallen tree.

The Bug said...

OK, I might actually finally get lay/lie right now!