THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 It's a very grey, overcast day in the Central Highlands of Arizona this morning.

I guess the Weather Gods want me to shine a little light onto the landscape.

So here goes.

So that's it, friends and neighbors; that's my contribution to the betterment of humankind for this week.

Now the rest is up to you.

Stop that insane laughing for a minute and listen up.

I want you all to have an absolutely splendiferous weekend, full of feasting and drinking and dancing and . . .

Oh, never mind, just try and make it to Monday.

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

(YIKES!)

STALKER

 I took a photo through my window of the back yard yesterday.

Something attracted my attention.

Do you see it?

Here, I'll crop the photo down and run it through my editing software.

Now you can see him, if you didn't before.

This Siamese visits from time to time, though he's too nervous to be approached.

On this visit he was definitely in stalking mode.

We speculated whether he was after a bird or a grasshopper or a snake.

I tapped on the window and asked him but he wasn't telling.

Eventually he crept all the way across the yard, up onto our patio and underneath a chair.

But finally, seeing nothing in his path and growing tired of the game, I slid the door open.

He darted back across the yard, up on the wall and away.

Only then did his prey appear.

It was just Matty, teasing the invader as he stopped in for his morning snack and nap.

A TEST

 How well do you remember Sir Connery's accent?

That's key.

CHEESE BREAD

 Back, back, back we go into the depths of the Taylor Family Bakery and here is the result.

Parmesan baked on the top and bottom, cubes of melting cheddar inside, alongside a dab of sour cream and a dash of cayenne.

I can't wait to try it but here's the hard part: the recipe (from America's Test Kitchen) says to cool completely before cutting into it.

THREE HOURS!

I may have to fight SWMBO as she is not wont to wait but I cannot bring myself to argue with the master bakers from America's Test Kitchen.

So for the next couple of hours in purgatory, all I can do is glance longingly at it as I walk (frequently) through the kitchen.

MONDAY MUSINGS

 In 2004 I was working for a peanut-whistle small radio station as a news director, a title that didn't really mean anything because I didn't really have any change in my duties nor did I get a raise in pay from when I was *just* a reporter.

It was a long way from my *glory days* but I just needed a modest paycheck for a couple of years to get me to good old Social Security.

And after many decades out of "the business" and seven years of scraping by in a barely surviving bookstore with my wife, I was enjoying myself.

But I had no dreams about the future.

Meanwhile, far across the country at Harvard University, a young lad had started a silly little website called Facemash the year before but it was shut down only a few days later by the school administrators who charged the student with breaking security and violating copyrights and the privacy of his fellow students.

They threatened to kick him out of the hallowed halls but in the end they dropped all the charges and let him stay.

Then in 2004, while I was still muddling my way toward retirement, that student, Mark Zuckerberg, created a variant website which he called "TheFacebook".

Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it.

Zuckerberg's creation, which a year later dropped "The" from it's name, nearly instantly created controversy with several other students claiming he had stolen their ideas and sueing him.

(They finally won their suit in 2008, gaining about 300 million smackeroos in then Facebook stock.)

Over the years, a number of shall we say unsavory characters have aligned with the Facebook empire and later gone their own ways but it hasn't seemed to have hurt Zuckerberg.

As of last year his site claims to have nearly three billion users around the world, he makes between 6 and 12 million dollars every DAY and he's worth around 123 billion bucks.

Well, until today.

With Facebook's problems today the stock took a header and Mark Z. lost nearly six billion dollars.

Probably that young giddy Harvard student isn't quite as cheerful tonight as he and his minions try to figure out what happened.

Me?

I'm a few light years away from his even-reduced net worth but I'll bet I sleep better tonight.

YOUR SUNDAY LESSON

 

(Special thanks to Wacky Wally.  And Gary Larson.)

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 Tis Friday and Happy Joke-tober!

It's time to begin thinking about changing colors in the forests and changing clothes for the weekend.

It's the time of year when young tot's minds turn to Halloween, young people's minds turn to college and football, and we all look forward to Thanksgiving.

And some of us (I mean you, William) look forward to winter, snow, ice and frigid temperatures.

As for me, I just look for another day.

And, of course, to The Friday Funnies!

(Did I hear someone say "Punnies"?)

Now that ought to keep you pun-lovers happy for awhile.

For the rest (vast majority) of you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Just try to get over it, all of you, and have a splendid weekend.

And no matter how much it hurts, always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

(Oh sure, everyone wants to get into the act.)

SERENITY

 

The BRD's family - Lily and Mimi - enjoying the peace and quiet of their new home.

IT HAS TO BE A MISTAKE

 The MacArthur "Genius Grants" have been announced.

Once again you've been left off the list.

"You've got to be kidding!"

RECOMMENDATIONS

I don't often recommend books for you to read but when I do it's for a good reason.

Here's my list of good reads.

 

The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian, by Sherman Alexie

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain

Anne Frank: Diary of a Young Girl, by Anne Frank

The Bluest Eye, by Toni Morrison

Catch-22, by Joseph Heller

The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, by Maya Angelou

Invisible Man, by Ralph Ellison

The Odyssey, by Homer

Of Mice and Men, by John Steinbeck

Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut

To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee

I must admit that I've read most of them over my many years.

But the real reason for that list?

They were all listed on the American Library Association's report on books that were either challenged or banned last year.

I happen to think this could also be a list of exemplary writings.

I'm a liberal when it comes to books; I think you should read widely and without imposing personal prejudices.

But that's just me.

Take my recommendations for whatever you like but be reminded that this is Banned Books Week.

What better time to enjoy a classic.

CURIOUS

 I woke up early this morning and remembered a short shopping trip planned for today.

So I got dressed and drove out into a very grey morning.

Got to the grocery store and quickly piled stuff into my cart.

A Sunday New York Times and an Arizona Republic, a package of crammed-in grocery store croissants, and a bottle of vodka.

I can't help wondering what the checkout girl is thinking.

Light rain began on the way home.

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 That audit of the votes cast in Arizona's Maricopa County in the last presidential election is finally done and it shows President Biden's margin of victory was actually LARGER.

For the Trumpers, it wasn't supposed to turn out that way.

Which makes me realize . . .

Hi, Gentle Readers, and welcome to the Friday edition of Fun and Frolic.

Let's linger no longer.

And with those two earworms for you, I will scuttle my way out of here.

But not before advising you all to have a sensational, trouble-free weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

PALS

 Just a pair at twilight.

Photographed from a distance, in weak light, with a weak camera, so these pics ain't goin' on no museum walls.

But still . . .

Ain't they sweet?

FALL HAS FELL

 

As I am writing this it is 7:15 in the morning here in Arizona's Central Highlands and the temperature is 53 degrees Fahrenheit.

As of around mid-day the Autumnal Equinox will arrive and officially will be the beginning of our Fall Season.

As usual, though, someone forgot to tell the Weather Gods.

The mercury here is forecast to top out in the 80's today and for the upcoming several days.

Nevertheless the nights will be cool enough to open the house once again, eventually the leaves will begin changing colors and then falling to the ground and, hopefully for our long drought-stricken area, snow will occasionally drop from the sky.

For those of you who love autumn, it's time for your Happy Dance.

IMAGINE

 

Today is World Peace Day.

Get it?

A MEAL

 A full sheet pan heading for the oven.

Juicy, spicy deliciousness upon emerging from the cauldron.

That gal of mine can cook!

JUST A THOUGHT