Friday, August 2, 2024

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 I'll bet you thought I wouldn't be here today.

Eh?

Eh?

Nosiree, Bob, you can't keep a good man down.

Well, down but not out.

Well, down AND out, but not for long.

I mean a couple of days isn't long, is it?

Then there's the question of "what is a good man?"

Bah!

Humbug!

Leave us get onto duh business of duh day!






















Let it hereby be known, the Catalyst is back!

But just because I'm back doesn't mean your normal weekend duties are thrown onto me.

No, no, no, no, no!

You still have work to do.

But don't think of it as work.

Think of it as a joyful rendering of tasks to determine that you and yours all have a wonderful weekend.

And no falling!

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . oh, puh-leeze . . . )


42 comments:


  1. Back in the saddle again! And in rare form! These were all great. Maybe you should fall on your head more often! Groan.

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  2. Glad to see you back with these great Friday Funnies. We had a good laugh at each one. Take care there, Catalyst. (NewRobin13)

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  3. You made me smile again! Thanks so much and stay safe!

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  4. Hurrah! For a while I thought that the famous "Friday Funnies" had come to a sudden and tragic end but they are back because the author is born again. Thank you Jesus!

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    1. I think I knew a few guys in Mexico with that name.

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  5. No falling is a good motto! The TP one was great and reminds me I need to put more rolls in my bathrooms after a visit from Older Daughter and grandsons.

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    1. I had doubts about that one but I guess the Friday Funnies fans have no problems whatsoever!

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  6. Welcome back, the couple in front of me on the plane yesterday, had exceeded the limit for children.

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    1. Wonder if they caught them all in the same place.

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  7. Thanks for the snickers, Bruce. Have a safe, fall-free weekend.

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  8. You outdid yourself today. Glad to see you back and still at it.

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  9. Welcome back...like we say to cyclists..and it applies to walkers too..
    "Stay between the hedges, and rubber side down" 😎🙂x

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  10. All good ones today! Obviously little damage was done to that brain of yours, thank goodness. Hope you have a great weekend too

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    1. You too and try to ease off the throttle a little, willya? I tire easily.

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  11. This was a great batch! Glad you're on the road to full recovery.

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  12. These were great. Perhaps you need to fall on your head more often.

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  13. When the going gets tough, the tough get going!

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  14. Oh Lordy! The dog noses as Aliens (*~*)

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  15. And what are you doing, back so soon, may I ask?

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    1. Certainly you may ask. I just missed you all so much I couldn't stay away any longer, Thomas.

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  16. Thank you! We really appreciate you and your posts!
    —Cheerful Monk

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  17. Too funny but my favorite is the fat lion:)

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  18. It's a good Friday Funnies when I start laughing even before I get to the funnies. Also? Telekenephews - hahahahaha!

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  19. Glad you're back! Those dog noses are hilarious.

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