Friday, August 2, 2024

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 I'll bet you thought I wouldn't be here today.

Eh?

Eh?

Nosiree, Bob, you can't keep a good man down.

Well, down but not out.

Well, down AND out, but not for long.

I mean a couple of days isn't long, is it?

Then there's the question of "what is a good man?"

Bah!

Humbug!

Leave us get onto duh business of duh day!






















Let it hereby be known, the Catalyst is back!

But just because I'm back doesn't mean your normal weekend duties are thrown onto me.

No, no, no, no, no!

You still have work to do.

But don't think of it as work.

Think of it as a joyful rendering of tasks to determine that you and yours all have a wonderful weekend.

And no falling!

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . oh, puh-leeze . . . )


42 comments:

LL said...


Back in the saddle again! And in rare form! These were all great. Maybe you should fall on your head more often! Groan.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see you back with these great Friday Funnies. We had a good laugh at each one. Take care there, Catalyst. (NewRobin13)

Ellen D. said...

You made me smile again! Thanks so much and stay safe!

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Hurrah! For a while I thought that the famous "Friday Funnies" had come to a sudden and tragic end but they are back because the author is born again. Thank you Jesus!

Margaret said...

No falling is a good motto! The TP one was great and reminds me I need to put more rolls in my bathrooms after a visit from Older Daughter and grandsons.

Travel said...

Welcome back, the couple in front of me on the plane yesterday, had exceeded the limit for children.

Should Fish More said...

Thanks for the snickers, Bruce. Have a safe, fall-free weekend.

RedPat said...

You outdid yourself today. Glad to see you back and still at it.

gz said...

Welcome back...like we say to cyclists..and it applies to walkers too..
"Stay between the hedges, and rubber side down" 😎🙂x

Granny Sue said...

All good ones today! Obviously little damage was done to that brain of yours, thank goodness. Hope you have a great weekend too

Ball Points said...

LOVE the cat lady!

Anonymous said...

too soon? LOL!

Anonymous said...

This was a great batch! Glad you're on the road to full recovery.

Debby said...

These were great. Perhaps you need to fall on your head more often.

Red said...

When the going gets tough, the tough get going!

Catalyst said...

SWMBO winced at that. I thought it was funny.

Catalyst said...

Am doing so. Thanks!

Catalyst said...

Glad to hear it! Thanks, Ellen.

Catalyst said...

I think I knew a few guys in Mexico with that name.

Catalyst said...

I had doubts about that one but I guess the Friday Funnies fans have no problems whatsoever!

Catalyst said...

Wonder if they caught them all in the same place.

Catalyst said...

I'm trying my best, Mike.

Catalyst said...

Awwww, thanks, Pat.

Catalyst said...

Great advice!

Catalyst said...

You too and try to ease off the throttle a little, willya? I tire easily.

Catalyst said...

Now we know the reason for that smirk.

Catalyst said...

Thanks (whoever you are)!

Catalyst said...

Have you been talking to LL?

Catalyst said...

💪

River said...

Oh Lordy! The dog noses as Aliens (*~*)

Tom said...

And what are you doing, back so soon, may I ask?

Catalyst said...

I felt the same.

Catalyst said...

Certainly you may ask. I just missed you all so much I couldn't stay away any longer, Thomas.

Anonymous said...

Thank you! We really appreciate you and your posts!
—Cheerful Monk

Pixie said...

Too funny but my favorite is the fat lion:)

Catalyst said...

I'm honored.

Catalyst said...

That one and the kitty were mine.

The Bug said...

It's a good Friday Funnies when I start laughing even before I get to the funnies. Also? Telekenephews - hahahahaha!

Steve Reed said...

Glad you're back! Those dog noses are hilarious.

Catalyst said...

Always happy to amuse you!

Catalyst said...

But kinda scary, aren't they?

William Kendall said...

That explains Mona Lisa's smile.