Keeping up with the news?
You poor people, I can ascertain that it's time for my weekly handbag of hilarity.
Here goes.

He adopted us one day but grew to be larger than either of his step-sisters. Even so he was the most placid of the three. Jazz (on the left) used to hiss and growl at him but Smoke never retaliated. Occasionally Muggles (center) used to have words with him. Smoke just gazed at him.