Tuesday, June 11, 2024

SIMILARITIES

 What do Florida and Arizona have in common?




It's 97 here in the foothills where I live.

111 down in Phoenix.

"But it's a dry heat!"

Bet you've heard that before.

Well, the humidity right now here is at 7 percent.

Now that's dry heat.

Kinda like the type that blasts you in the face when you open the oven door to check on your pizza.

But you can bet there won't be anyone in the back seat of your car waiting to kill you.

Monday, June 10, 2024

THE MURAL

Readers of this blog have been very kind in their comments about the mural Judy and Gayle are doing to the old, brown fence in our side yard.

So here's where it stands this morning.




I have left a bit of the original fence in the photo on the far left to let you see the difference.

Here is a closer view of the area that Judy has been "dabbling" on, to use her phrase.



As she says, there's a great lot still to be done but it is definitely an improvement.

( . . to be continued . . )

MY VERY OWN ARTIST AT WORK

I can't keep her away from her fence mural.

And why should I?

So my job is to help her with her supplies (you could ask her where she found a missing brush yesterday).

And from time to time photograph her and show you my impressions.



I think she resembles Van Gogh in that hat but thankfully she still has both of her ears.

Sunday, June 9, 2024

SURVIVAL

Not having anything of any great moment to write about today I was about to leave this space blank and allow you all to contemplate the stumpers in the Friday Funnies some more.

But then Comical Carol saved the day.

By way of explanation, I should tell you that the heat is on here in the Southwestern United States with daily high temperatures pushing 100 degrees F. the past week and over 110 down in poor old Phoenix.

And it can only get hotter over the next several months.

So this advice comes at the exact correct time.




One other strange thought: when I was typing the first sentence above my fingers apparently were going faster (or slower?) than my mind and the phrase "great moment" came on the screen as "groment".

Maybe I've just coined a new word for the dictionary folks.

Friday, June 7, 2024

Les drĂ´les du vendredi . . . (THE FRIDAY FUNNIES)

 With that teensy French lesson (see above if you missed it) we launch once again into our weekly nattering of noisy knockabout.

It is time one more time (hmm, is that too much?) for our timely humor time.

(Aw, geez!)

So let me shut up (PUHLEEZE!!!) and get on with the gaseous gagology.

(C'mon, c'mon)

























Oh, you're groaning.

I KNOW you're groaning!

I love it!

So with that love in the air, please go out to your respective milieus and have a marvelous weekend!

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . ooooohhh . . . )


Thursday, June 6, 2024

DESTRUCTION AND DEATH

 A sign marks the site of the worst act of vandalism my town has ever seen.


After the arson fire at the Legado apartment and shopping complex on April 1st, the remains of the concrete parking garage are being taken down.




In this photograph, you can see the town's event center, just kitty-corner across the street from the fire area.


And in this photograph of the parking garage being torn down, you can see in the center right the occupied apartment project just across a fairly narrow street.

Fortunately firefighters from several departments kept the flames from spreading beyond the Legado project which was about 50 percent complete.

Ironically, as I was photographing this today, a "dust devil" came directly through the destruction.

A relative of a tornado the swirling winds on the right took on a black hue from what it had come through.



Fortunately no lives were lost in this disaster.

Not so the other event we take note of today.

D-Day in 1944.

This is just part of the cemetery in Normandy, near where so many died fighting the menace of Nazi Germany.

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

PROGRESS

 The artwork is continuing on a relaxed pace in our backyard as Judy adds to her fence mural.

Our blogger friend down in Adelaide, Australia, who goes by the name of River was delighted at the "teeny, tiny trees" in my last post on the mural.

Well, they have been joined by some much larger trees in the closer view that are designed to show some perspective.




The lead artist creating this work says that darker blue is a lake.

I think it looks more like an ocean view but the mural is far from finished so we'll see in time.




The completed mural will have, in time, a 3-dimensional appearance.

I'll show you what I mean.




Those hot-air balloons she created yesterday are painted on balsa wood and when they're done they'll be glued to the fence.

The hacksaw, by the way, turned out to be a bad idea so Xacto knives were used to cut the balloon shapes out of the wood.

The BAD, who was here yesterday for a planning session, took the other pieces of wood home with her for she has a jeweler's saw that will probably work.

Between the two of them, these artists probably have all the tools, paint and brushes they need to turn part of an old fence into a beautiful work of art.

And all I have to do, in SWMBO's words, is "stay outta the way!"

Sunday, June 2, 2024

BUSTIN' OUT ALL OVER!



And, just for fun of it, let's go back in time to the year 1956 and the musical "Carousel".


Saturday, June 1, 2024

SATURDAY, SATURDAY

 Just some (swiped) thoughts for the weekend.

The first is an R. Crumb cartoon.




I'm not sure who created the second one but it hits home.

Really nicely.


Friday, May 31, 2024

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

I know, I know.

It's difficult when you start off the week a day late because of a three-day weekend but, really, it's Friday.

Friday being close, so close, to another weekend is a good time for some comic relief.

And this week I'm turning it all over to the critters to make you laugh.













 


So, I let that one trek in, so sue me.

Now as you know, the rest is up to you.

Whatever you do, do it with VIGOR and have yourselves a wonderful, though only two days this time, weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . {gently snoring} . . . )

Wednesday, May 29, 2024

GOOD ADVICE

Upon reading my post yesterday about the Blueberry Banana Bread (cake, really) and the difficulty in getting it out of the pan, a faithful fan and most faithful contributor to the Comedy Bank, one Wacky Wally, sent this missive in sympathy.




I am most sympathetic and had I a little one like Kelly to "help" me I would certainly have called the bakery before ever endeavoring to make the cake on my own.

Had I not, I may have looked like this:


Tuesday, May 28, 2024

BEEN BAKING

Well, not much.

But I did turn out a Blueberry Banana Bread this morning.





I had a little trouble with it sticking to the pan, which Judy attributed to the blueberries being over-large.

I'll take that.



Regardles, it was delish!

Monday, May 27, 2024

REMEMBER

 


Memorial Day 2024

Saturday, May 25, 2024

ONE DAY AT A TIME

 Judy says by the time she finishes her latest fence project, she'll be 90 years old.

I just checked and it took 16 years for Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Mona Lisa and it was still unfinished when he died.

So, the mural here continues.





To be continued.