You Gentle Readers have been sending me a plethora of material for my weekly humorfest.
(Plethora means "a lot".)
It's hard to know where to begin so I think I'll just close my eyes and reach into the basket.
All right, GR's, I'll give you a rest now from all that laughing.
The neighbors are starting to wonder about you.
I want you to promise me now that you'll all have a fantasy-filled wonderful weekend.
Don't forget to watch "A Christmas Story" and see if Ralphie really gets that official Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-Shot Range Model air rifle that he's been craving.
It's bound to be playing on television somewhere near you.
And a heartfelt thanks to my generous friends who continue to supply me with so many of The Friday Funnies.
Now, here kitty-kitty . . .