A LITTLE MORE PROGRESS

The Painter (SWMBO) and I (who she's titled the Sous Painter because I hold stuff and hand her stuff) were back at it this morning.

And the stump has now got the start of a face.

The Painter says she needs to do some work on that crack in the wood.

I suggested it might be taken as a scar but she vetoed that idea.

And she has to finish the eyes.

And name him!

I was thinking of calling him either "Stumpy" or "Sonny".

Maybe that latter name should turn out to be "Sunny".

Let's see what you folks think.

Feel free to pick your own name for the creation.

MAMA KNOWS

You may recall our effort to save our one remaining tree but after watching it green up this spring with some kind of fluffy growth that didn't resemble the leaves of years gone by we called in an arborist.

He quickly declared it a parasite and said the tree was a goner.

And so, like the other two big trees that were originally here, it came down, leaving us with nothing but stumps in our yard.

It took awhile but after mulling the perfectly flat surface over in her mind, Judy got out her paintbox once again.

Yesterday a new project began.

It resembles a lake.

Or maybe another birdbath, I noted, and we both expressed fear that birds would "bust their beaks" trying for a drink.

So this morning, the painter's itch began again and she hurried to make more progress on her latest artwork.

A pattern is developing and when it's completed, it will be a smiling sun face in a blue sky.

With maybe a wisp or two of clouds.

A little more daubing has been going on with the side yard fence mural but she's still not satisfied and photos of that will have to wait 'til another day.

MIDAS, MEDUSA AND MORE

A few of you may have been stumped by yesterday's first cartoon.

Several got it.

Or at least part of it.

Let me re-cap.

The cartoon shows Medusa welcoming King Midas to her house and the two of them shaking hands.

Now you have to dip into your memories of Greek Mythology.

King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.

Hence Medusa's appearance but also the bouquet of flowers the king is holding.

But there's more!

Another story from the ages tells us that Medusa, with her hair of serpents, was so horrendous to look at that anyone who gazed directly at her would be turned to stone.

Hence the sculpted king, ergo the laughter from some of you.

So enough about that.

Yesterday was the Solstice, marking the longest day up here and the shortest day Down Under, as we snootily call the southern hemisphere.

While having my morning cup of tea on the patio, I commemorated the mid-year with a couple of early morning photographs that perhaps could be said to illustrate the difference.

Whether you're in the Northern or Southern Hemisphere, enjoy the changing of the seasons.

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

So it's Juneteenth plus one.

In case you didn't know, yesterday was the 160th anniversary of the day federal troops finally got around to reminding people enslaved in Texas that they were freed.

Only two years late, as the Emancipation Proclamation had been signed in 1863.

But I'm not here to quibble with the great state of Texas or the federal government.

I'm here to brighten your week.

So let us begin then.

The first one may take some thought.

The humor trip, such as it is, is nigh over.

Now your instruction is, as usual, to take cover from the weather, unless it's pleasant where you live, enjoy yourselves and have a wonder-filled weekend.

And never forget to always keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . uh, oh, I suspect he's been "padding" a bit . . . )

TOASTED

The BAD (Beautiful Artistic Daughter) keeps on turning out amazing art.

Here's the latest - a psychedelic toaster complete with two slices of toast.

It began with an actual junk toaster that was then mosaic-ed by the artist in her best 1960's vision.

Now it's a piece of art.

(If you'd like I could direct you to the creator.)

WARMING UP

The heat is on! 

It might be a good day to do your outdoor gardening early or late.

At least here in Arizona.

At 9 a.m. today it's already 84 degrees F.

That's almost 29 C, according to the Google Gods.

The forecast high for today ranges from 97 to 100, depending on which site you use.

Down the hill, in Phoenix, the temperature has already hit the triple figures in the last few days and today it's expected to reach about 115.

And we still have July and August to go!

But long-time Arizonans, like yours truly, know to just take it in stride.

Unlike that guy above, I stay inside an air conditioned house during the middle of the day.

And hydrate, which means drink a lot of water.

The calendar says it isn't here yet but Happy Summer, everybody!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

There is not much to laugh about this week.

But I'll give it a try with the help of my accomplices, the humor elves.

That's it, my friends.

I hope for this brief time I was able to take your mind off whatever bothers you and give you a rare moment of joy.

Now try to have a good weekend and always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . oh, I don't t-h-i-n-k so . . . )