But wait! Let's take a closer look at the label on that bottle.
Alcohol-removed wine? Well what's the point of that? Wine is alcohol, right? So if the alcohol has been removed . . . why drink it?
O.K. Enough mystery. Here's the answer. We have a visitor coming in for an overnight. She once had a great love for wine. Too great, in fact. So many years ago she stopped drinking alcohol. But she still likes to join in when she's around we heathen who still imbibe.
Hence, a product invented especially for such occasions. Non-alcoholic wine. N.A. wine, for short.
It satisfies the urge but doesn't create the damage. And, for some reason, it eliminates the embarrassment of drinkers confronted with a non-drinker in a social setting.
Ergo, Fre wine, as in Free, as in alcohol-free. Might be a good idea for any of us.
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And then there's sex. My old buddy, Danny Bananas, just sent me these.
There were others but these are the ones I felt comfortable with sharing.
You will please note that in this post, while veering close to the edge of propriety, I have not discussed religion or politics.