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Monday, October 7, 2013

MONDAY FACEBOOK FUNNIES

Stuff I swiped from Facebook today:

Here a few things you should never say to a man with whom you are having any kind of serious relationship:

"I spent all the money.  All of it.  On Cher tickets."

"I was thinking of gaining 40 pounds.  I'm feeling anorexic."

And: "I told the two guys from the Vegas Sports Book that you are no longer interested in paying the Viggorish.  That was OK.  Right?"






(Thanks to Meggie, Tom and Catherine for finding them first)

6 comments:

Lowandslow said...

I'm scared to ask what kind of help they can offer. And I can't believe he asked that question while seated at the dinner table. That's at least a 50-yard-head-start kind of question. ;)

S

Stephen Hayes said...

I wonder just what kind of help in that bathroom is being offered.

Phil Perisich said...

In the words of the poet laureate of Oregon Loggers, Buzz Martin, "I don't know if bears prevent forest fires, but forest fires prevent bears.".

Steve said...

Bruce, good stuff.

The Bug said...

Ha!

Cupcake Murphy said...

That Home Depot sign is priceless.