Here a few things you should never say to a man with whom you are having any kind of serious relationship:
"I spent all the money. All of it. On Cher tickets."
"I was thinking of gaining 40 pounds. I'm feeling anorexic."
And: "I told the two guys from the Vegas Sports Book that you are no longer interested in paying the Viggorish. That was OK. Right?"
(Thanks to Meggie, Tom and Catherine for finding them first)