So . . .
Now I have heard that there are people who don't consume alcohol.
At all.
If there are any of you lurking among my Gentle Readers, I offer an alternative method to defeat your stress.
Riot!
All right, my friends, that's it for this week.
I hope you all have an extremely pleasant weekend and that you'll all remember to keep laughing at all times.
If others think you've lost your mind, just laugh at them.
Here, kitty-kitty . . . (uh-oh)
Good stuff.
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Hahaha! These were great. I don't drink alcohol, but unless we're out of chocolate I won't need to riot :)
ReplyDeleteOutstanding! And may I please say Cheers!
ReplyDeleteHaving a beer as I write. Husband doesn't drink, sometimes wishes he could, but he hates the taste, and was weirded out the one time he got (very scientifically) buzzed.
ReplyDeleteThese are funny, but as a semi-reformed drinker (OK drunk) I think sometimes it is not something to joke about...oh well, screw it, they are funny.
ReplyDeleteI see two big beneficiaries of this election year: the gun industry because Hillary is on the ballot, and distillers and brewers because The Donald is on the ballot. Oh, I forgot about comedians. Make that three beneficiaries. :)
ReplyDeleteThese are even funnier than usual. I love I'm not an alcoholic; I'm a spiritualist. Ha! I'll be using that.
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