Friday, November 5, 2021

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

 We come together to the end of another trying week, eh, Dorm Buddies?

The Lutherans, the Catholics and the Reeses eaters among us.

My very own stepdaughter, the BRD, railed at me over that damnable Wednesday Brain Teaser, pointing out that the candy shown wasn't Reeses Pieces anyway, but Reeses peanut butter cups.

So, with great humility and shame, I take it upon myself to throw caution to the winds and tell you of another of my great Halloween loves, a love many of you do not share: candy corn; and show what you haters out there advise how to enjoy it.



That one was gifted to me from another of my humor purveyors, Comical Carol.

I am so fortunate to have such sneering faithful friends.

But now let us get on to the business at hand: The Friday Funnies.

 


















And finally, this next one is my favorite this week.



Take it from a guy who has owned a couple of Impalas in his time.

Well, that's it, Gentle Readers, you're on your own now.

But please have a ginormously great weekend.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

(awwwww . . .)


(Special thanks to Baseball Steve for that one!)

13 comments:

  1. That is one fat cat! Love the Impala. Great overall lineup as always! However, I do not get the autocorrect. No wait! Rabbi! Ha. OK THAT one is my favorite!

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  2. Thanks for those. I especially liked the rabbit joke when I think that twenty years ago that joke wouldn't have existed, there was no autocorrect.

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  3. Delightfully funny ones here today on Friday Funnies. Thank you for that.
    When I was growing up we had a Chevy Biscayne. Looked a lot like the Impala.

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  4. You never fail to give me some laughs on a Friday! Loved the rabbit and the Impala.

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  5. Again, laughing so loud you can all probably hear me on this side of PV!! Love the autocorrect and the cat!!

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  6. The rabbit joke, haha! And I also love candy corn.

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  7. Dogs must be dogs and cats must be cats.


    Candy corn should be cast back into the seventh circle of hell from where it came.

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  8. Candy corn belongs in a bowl with dry-roasted peanuts. Chased with a Circus Peanut for dessert.

    I love the yeast corpses, and Itsy Bitsy Spidey.

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  9. Circus peanuts??? People still EAT those? I thought they were all being used as packing material at the UPS store.

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  10. That Impala one is great, as is Spiderman's Mom!

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  11. The dog bringing in the sprinkler was my favorite - hahahaha!

    P.S. I LOVE candy corn!

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