Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's been quite a week.
The U.S. of A. is back on the moon once again.
Not the whole country, you understand, just a lunar lander.
But it's 14 feet tall so get your telescopes geared up.
Meanwhile, back here on Planet Earth, it's time to focus your view on this week's items of comedy, much shorter than that lunar lander but hopefully funnier.
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That one brings us back to the mysteries of space.
But don't touch that spacebar.
Instead voyage onward into a universe of wonder and have yourselves a spectacularly moonstruck weekend.
And Cher and Cher alike.
Oh, and don't ever forget to keep laughing!
Here, kitty-kitty . . .
As always, knocked it out of the park! So many good ones! I especially liked sax and violins and soup of the day!
ReplyDeleteI am a great follower of Mediocrates.
ReplyDeleteI agree with LL - some good ones here! My favourites were the unwritten rules signage and the scissors question.
ReplyDeleteI loved the talking to oneself one. Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteI once asked what would be the proper plural of computer mouse would be, to a professor at Duke University. A week later I received a lengthy answer - mouses.
ReplyDeleteI like the one about talking to myself as I do that all of the time! :)
ReplyDeleteThese are all so funny. We had such good laughs. Thank you for that! (NewRobin13)
ReplyDeleteI have travelled the carpet to change channels as an adult.
ReplyDeleteMan, I did laugh at that last joke. Must steal and post.
That is exactly how my cat would look when it was banging on something to get my attention. I love mediocrates.
ReplyDeleteTwo pairs of scissors? Sax and violins was my fav!
ReplyDeleteGreat group this week!! A great way to begin the weekend!!
ReplyDeleteI especially like Mediocrates. That’s me!
ReplyDeleteMy parent's retirement home had shag carpets from the original owner. Including on the basement walls.
ReplyDeletePlace looked like a porn set from the 70s
tc/Light/Breezes--excellent material this week. BTW, I have asked that about scissors..and questioned the value of "pre-recorded" notices. Give your writers an extra day off. Slainte'
ReplyDeleteA broom and a book walk into a bar... to commiserate because it will soon become obsolete due to "medicinal" dispensaries.
ReplyDeleteI tried not to laugh too much because I am eating spaghetti, but thanks.
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! Last night I got home from work & told Dr. M that I looked at the moon but couldn't see anything on it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Arizona was the answer to this clue in my crossword today: "One of two U.S. states that doesn't observe daylight saving time." BUT I read it as "...states that doesn't DESERVE daylight saving time." Ha.
thecontemplativecat here . Those are excellent! Can't choose just one. thanks for the giggles.;
ReplyDeleteGreat choices, all more than worthwhile. And then the topper! Great story telling! Aloha
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