Friday, March 14, 2025

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

You may ask what I do to amuse myself when I'm not baking or scouring the Internet for new recipes or eating what I've baked or what Judy has come up with or napping or . . . well, you get the idea.

The other day I noticed a blue bag high up in a neighbor's tree.



It's still stuck there and what I do is watch it to see when it will finally get loose or just rot and dissolve.

But it *is* plastic so that may take a few light years.

Anyway, we people more advanced in age have to have something to occupy our daily lives and that's mine.

But let's get to the business at hand, shall we?

It is Friday, after all.























Well this plot has run out of rows to hoe.

So let me urge you to have a hifalutin, higgledy-piggledy, hob-nobbing, historically high-spirited weekend.

Just don't hog out.

And always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . uh, oh, I think I see a caterwauling weekend ahead . . . )


18 comments:

Kathy G said...

A nice collection of classics and a couple that were new to me.

Travel said...

You could cut the tree down to get the bag out.

Red said...

I like the last one and then your comment that the plot has run out of rows to hill.

Ellen D. said...

Two Valentine balloons got stuck in our tree a few days after that holiday and I'm always checking on them each day to see if they are still there. They are very helpful as wind socks so I know when to bundle up if it is windy out! Thanks for the giggles!

Cheerful Monk said...

😊👍👏

Anonymous said...

Great Friday Funnies here! Thank you for the laughs, always the best way to start the day. (NewRobin13)

Pixie said...

Thanks for the laughs this morning. Loved that first one but the mailman joke is going into my repetoire, if I can remember it:)

Anonymous said...

You make Friday the best day of the week!!

BootsandBraids said...

I'm invested in watching that blue bag and need to see you post a photo a day, so I can see how it's doing, LOL, but really.

Margaret said...

Needed some good laughs and smiles and you provided! It's probably awful of me on the trail guide one to picture people that I would like to take on a hike and lose. My bad.

Granny Sue said...

That mailman one! and the oreo one! Excellent!

Anonymous said...

thecontemplativecat here. I wonder how long that bag will hang on? Love the cartoons, my favorites were Sweet Caroline and Mortuary. We saw Neil Diamond concert once. It was awesome. When he started singing that song, the whole stadium sang along enthusiastically.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Could that be a party balloon in the tree and not a blue bag? Perhaps I need my eyes testing.

LL said...

What a great batch on dark and cold day! Just what we needed!

River said...

Thanks for the giggles and a couple of guffaws too.

RedPat said...

Good ones again. I needed this this morning.

Debby said...

"I bet it's Paula!" Bahhahahaaaa!!!!

The blue bag in the tree? There is a FB group called 'The Dull Men's Club". It's hilarious, a place where the small ordinaries are celebrated. You need to post a picture, and promise an update. Be prepared to end it with your age, sex, and shoe size. If you can somehow manage to fit a banana for scale, it will be a hit.

The Bug said...

I want to be an octopus too!