'TWAS THE TENTH DAY

The Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade continues.

But first a safety alert.

Ho-Ho-Ho!

I'll betcha we got ya with that one, didn't we?

Here in the Central Highlands of Arizona though there is no snow, it was 34 degrees when I rose at 5 a.m., and I haven't seen a sign of any reindeer.

Or reindeers.

But never mind that, shoppers.

Just be reminded that there is now only ONE WEEK UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!

Now let's on with the regular silliness

Ho-Ho-Ho!

Don't worry.

Just remember we're only out for the cheap laugh here at Oddball.

See you tomorrow.

THE NINTH DAY

Yes it's day nine of the Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade.

Since I'm up early today and still trying to make out the print on my computer screen, I'm going to keep this short.

Because my elves have been so busy, I have a plethora of funnies so you'll get some extra before the big day.

Which, may I remind you procrastinators, is now only 8 days away!

Here are your Holiday Howls for the day.

Ho-Ho-Ho

DAY EIGHT

Can it really be the eighth day of this interminable Christmas Comedy Cavalcade?

It can and it is!

But before we get to that, let me show you the pride and joy that lives at the home of one of my neighbors.

That's a sleigh that would awe even Santa Claus.

It's a beautifully customized 1950's era Chevrolet.

Notice, if you will, the special tires and the beautiful rear windows.

I commented to him on my first seeing it that he had even tinted them.

But he corrected me to say they were actually red glass he'd had made.

It's a gorgeous creation that he's made and the license plate and frame describe the pride he has in it.

But now let's get back to the business at hand and see what's going on with the holidays, shall we?

Ho-Ho-Ho!

Note: only nine (9) more days until Christmas!

DAY SEVEN

Oh my gosh, I almost forgot to post today and here I am counting the days until the Comedy Cavalcade can cease.

Well, forgive me, please and may your SUN-day truly be sunny with this small diversion before the humor.

Just to show you one of my latest experiments in the kitchen - - my breakfast/brunch the other day.

Two fried eggs, buttered toast and the epitome of long-ago Bachelor Food: fried Spam!

Go ahead and sneer but  . . . I. Like. Spam.

Whether fried as this is or just straight out of the can in a sandwich.

But now let me put that gagging sound I'm hearing out of my memory and give you what you really came here for.

Ho-Ho-Ho.

DAY SIX

Yes, it's Day Six of Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade and you're all holding your breath in anticipation of what he'll come up with today.

Well, friends, there are a lot to choose from, thanks to my hard working Elves.

But I have to pick just one so let's see . . . ah, I think this one.

Enjoy!

Ho-Ho-Ho!

THE FRIDAY FUNNIES

It's the day you've all been waiting for - - FRIDAY!

And you know with the Comedy elves working overtime to provide material for the Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade, you have a lot to look forward to.

So let us not tarry nor idle nor even hesitate.

Let's get on with it!

I'll bet you're exhausted from all of your raucous holiday laughter, aren't you?

Well, get into some Christmas goodies for that faux feeling of boundless energy and plot a truly exciting weekend.

And especially at this time of year but all the time too . . . always remember to keep laughing!

Here, kitty-kitty . . .

( . . . ah, yes . . . )

DAY FOUR

On the fourth day of Catalyst's Christmas Comedy Cavalcade, we have a special report just in from the Sunshine State.

Brace yourselves (and don't go near the water)!

Ho-Ho-Ho!

(or should it be Oh-Oh-Oh?)