Thursday, February 19, 2009

Black Robbers

I couldn't resist putting this story on my blog. It came from one of my regular correspondents. See what you think.


On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room.. 'I'll be right back and we'll go to eat' she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was very tall and had an intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: 'These two are going to rob me.' Her next thought was: 'Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice gentlemen.' But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and faced the elevator doors as they closed.

A second passed, and then another second, and then another. Her fear increased! The elevator didn't move. Panic consumed her. 'My God' she thought, I'm trapped and about to be robbed! Her heart plummeted. Perspiration poured from every pore. Then one of the men said, 'Hit the floor.' Instinct told her to do what they told her. The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down on her. 'Take my money and spare me', she prayed.

More seconds passed. She heard one of the men say politely, 'Ma'am, if you'll just tell us what floor you're going to, we'll push the button.' The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out. He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh. The woman lifted her head and looked up at the two men. They reached down to help her up. Confused, she struggled to her feet. 'When I told my friend here to hit the floor,' said the average sized one, I meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am.'

He spoke genially. He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not laughing.

The woman thought: 'My God, what a spectacle I've made of myself.' She was too humiliated to speak. The three of them gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled her bucket. When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they were afraid she might not make it down the corridor. At her door they bid her a good evening. As she slipped into her room she could hear them roaring with laughter as they walked back to the elevator.
The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself together and went downstairs for dinner with her husband.

The next morning flowers were delivered to her room; a dozen roses. Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred-dollar bill. The card said: 'Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years.

It was signed: Eddie Murphy & Michael Jordan.


TomboCheck said...

That's a riot!

Catalyst said...

I'm still smiling.

Lucy said...

I so hope it's true!

Catalyst said...

Me too!

Ric said...

It was in the early '70's when my mother was driving my sister and I somewhere. Racial tensions ran pretty high in Flint, Michigan then (for that matter, still do). We were sitting at a red light when a black guy pulled up on our left. My mom does the classic sneak-the-hand-up-the-door move and locks her door. The black guy, without taking his eyes off the traffic light, sneaks his arm across the front seat and locks his passenger door.

As the light turns green, my sister and I are laughing our heads off and the black guy just smiles and waves as he drives off. 30+ years later, we still raz my mom about that.

meggie said...

Yes, it is a funny story. Ric's is almost as funny!
I suppose because Pakeha & Maori grew up together in NZ, we don't tend to think about colour much.
Although, sadly, I think this has changed now.

Catalyst said...

Ric - That's hilarious. AND almost identical to a story that happened to SWMBO before I knew her. She dated a very big black man for awhile and when he pulled up alongside a car with a white person in it, they promptly slammed their door lock down. He looked at them and did the same thing to his. Her incident was in Indianapolis, not too far from Flint.

Meggie - It is refreshing to hear of people who grew up without the fear of color (or colour).