Friday, April 8, 2016

FRIDAY FUNNIES

Been to the doctor lately?

For someone my age, that's like saying "Done anything interesting lately?"

O.K.  There's a theme this week.

Brought to you by the . . .









All RIGHT!

I don't know about you, Gentle Readers, but I'm feeling better now.

Listen up. 

We've had light rain overnight here with more on the way.

I'll be staying inside today.

Wherever you are in the world I hope you have balmy sunny weather this weekend for a great time.

Eat well, stay healthy and always keep a smile on your kisser.

Or a kiss on your smiler. Whatever.

Here, kitty kitty.

(uh-oh)


11 comments:

Jager said...

Next Tuesday, 11:00 am. Dr. Patrice Ferguson-yearly check up and castigation.

Should Fish More said...

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ....I'm a gynecologist."

Cheers,
Mike

The Bug said...

Oh lord - I thought you said CASTRATION. So glad I took another look!

The Bug said...

Ha! I had my annual physical yesterday. And she wants me to come back in three months (potential thyroid issue). It never ends...

LL said...

Like the last one - when in doubt reboot!

stephen Hayes said...

When do you drink water? Love it!

joeh said...

All really good this week, my favorite is the cat that came down with curiosity.

Val said...

Heh, heh. The striking doctors!

Anonymous said...

I love the elderly lady.

Steve

Tom said...

They're always good, but these are even better than usual - in my opinion. (I wonder how well the striking doctors went down in the UK.)

Zhoen said...

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

https://youtu.be/nn2FB1P_Mn8

I'm in the Aleve chapter, those Ib whiners are a bunch of... nevermind.