Friday, December 2, 2016

FRIDAY FUNNIES

Well, good morning, Gentle Readers.

How are we all this morning?

Really?

Well, let me try to cheer you up.









Ohhhh-kayyyy, are we all feeling a bit better now?

I hope so and I also hope you will go out of your way to enjoy this early December weekend.

Stay home, avoid the crowds, maybe work on those Christmas cards you haven't already mailed, eat something sweet, maybe even play a game with a loved one.

Or a member of your family.

Above all . . . ENJOY LIFE!

(It beats the alternative.)

Here, kitty-kitty . . .


(Ahhhh, nice to see somebody takes my advice!)

13 comments:

joeh said...

All good, the first one hit the nail on the head.

Lowell said...

You had me laughing out loud. I'm going to get one of those mixed drinks very soon. BTW, I'm back to using my pen name of Jacob...

William Kendall said...

Who would want to punish themselves by eating kale?

The Bug said...

Ha - that hot flashes one is why my hair's so short right now :)

Should Fish More said...

I find Kale excellent, simply wave it over the top of a prime, grain fed Montana grown Porterhouse steak, same with the baked potato and fresh asparagus gleaming with olive oil and sea salt. The mere fumes of the kale enhances the whole meal.
Discard the kale immediately, being sure not to let it touch any actual food.

cheers,
have a good weekend
Mike

Tom said...

Kale is Great! So's that cat.

Tom Cochrun said...

Our daughter, an accomplished cook and veteran kitchen staff worker until nursing says one must massage the kale to get the best out of it. Kinda of works for me, after I've finished my post massage nap.
Love the light bulbs going out together.

Unknown said...

Very nice.

Val said...

I didn't see any kale on the table Sir Cumference built!

stephen Hayes said...

That tombstone trashing kale really had me laughing. Thanks.

Agent 54 said...

I think I ate Kale once. It's green, right?

Lowandslow said...

My tombstone will not mention kale, 'cause, you know, I read the last page already. ;)

Zhoen said...

I accept that kale is healthy and tasty. Just can't seem to make myself put any of it near my mouth. Like kimchi. I'm sure it's delicious, but I can't get near enough to try it.